tall evil man

(I need to catch up on everything going on rn damn 🧍‍♂️)

*the tall evil man immediately got to work*

This song was inspired by my child whom is no longer in this world. I may have forgotten the lil rascals name, but trust in the process, I'm an expert.

By the gods... I've never seen such barbaric behaviour. It seems he was never taught how to hold a fork.

Could I perhaps offer this man an entertainment service with my bagpipes?

I suppose I do have expertise in foot massages too, but I fear that'd be a health hazard. 🤔

It's like I can still hear her voice...

I beg your pardon?! I just adopted this one what in tarnation do you mean it died within one day! Even a Furby has a longer lifespan!

Blimey… well, at least I can receive insurance money once I’m out of here.

#makarsburgh

Yes, this one right here!

EXACTLY!! I blame the other guy, that scoundrel!

#makarsburgh

?!

It appears you have immediately become my favourite person in this whole place. Come, we are going to commit evil.

Although not extravagant, this will do. Bless you, kind soul. Ensure that you are also well fed, or else.

*the tall evil man had no idea what to do so he sat there, menacingly with his legs crossed.*

I am starving. Starving to the point my perfectly sculptured stomach is speaking it’s own language. Such perfection to the point even the growls are melodic.

Meow. Meow. MEOW.

#makarsburgh

… wasn’t me, I’m too kawai for that.

Hmph!

"AHHHH OKAY T_T" *Midori furiously plays the bagpipe as best as she could.* -🍏🪽

#makarsburgh

It is not father I AM LORD HANDSOME THE FIRST.

But… yes. I have passed on the grand teachings of bagpipes. PLAY, NOW, DEMON 😡

w-weird? funny looking?!

forget the band, I need this FOUL GREMLIN DEAD. I’ll have you know I went through numerous plastic surgery procedures! If you ever need a discoun- I mean… curse you, you darn rumpelstiltskin.

I am adopting you, let’s go.

#makarsburgh

My muffins we are starting a band immediately. I already have our business cards prepared.

#makarsburgh

(i actually got some wine irl after posting this lmao)

#makarsburgh

*the tall evil man kicked open the door 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖌𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖊 to the buttery and linen store*

Kitten whiskers, daddy needs to look for some wine. Surely, they have wine.

*he began looking into the casks*

#makarsburgh

*The tall evil man began blasting his bagpipes to see if it would get any response from the outside.*

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS BARRIER SHAN'T STOP MY PRESENCE FROM REACHING THE VERY OCEANS!

By the gods, the doors are opened!

#makarsburgh

The tall, evil man has returned from the depths of hell. Pardon my slumber; sometimes a handsome man needs his beauty sleep.

I would like to thank my sponsor l'oreal paris for sponsoring this segment of my timeline.

*the tall evil man made a happy squeak as a response, before proceeding to drool due to the comfort.*

#makarsburgh

*the tall evil man ended up passing out due to strenuous use of the bagpipes, he was still tall sexy and handsome eve as he laid there*

*the tall evil man let out a sexy snore* ᴍɪᴍɪᴍɪᴍɪᴍɪ

(im actually so happy about this role i can ditch investigating and just fuck around with this now LMAO)

Hush little shibal, I am playing as the god's destined me to.

#makarsburgh

*The tall evil mans face goes red as he continues playing, but his determination is strong.*

SHIBAL! I knew I should've quit smoking behind my papaw's back.

#makarsburgh

*the tall evil man quickly stroked his bagpipes*

I've been reunited with the first love of my life...

*he then pressed his lips to begin playing it*

Shibal. This was the same tune I'd play in front of my divorced husband while he was pregnant in the hospital.

(am i cool to start playing the bagpipes or do i gotta wait until this vote finishes)

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I vote myself for the second in case the first one breaks, I do not trust the quality of this current one nor myself because I'm far too glowing.

I volunteer myself!

When I was a wee lad, I was notorious for my bagpipe playing.

They called me the twinkling sparkling bag boy.

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Good morrow! You're hired.

To war we march, make haste my soldiers!