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mcgruff the crime dog on instagram (@mcgruffatncpc) standing next to the text "VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN PLEDGE"

crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this

living into a ripe old age and being survived by the sentiment that made you famous when you were young has to be a real double-edged sword here

I was exposed to the Woodstock album and film from a young age and the I-Feel-Like-I'm-Fixin'-to-Die Rag was burned into my brain and has remained there since

Happy women's day if you're a woman

if you're not there's always next year

The levels in Tibet also return the series to its roots: Lara shooting endangered wildlife

This is after she broke into a monastery and ruthlessly murdered all the monks that were trying to protect their home from invaders

I appreciate that Lara Croft’s first reaction upon learning yetis exists isn’t “holy shit yetis are real” but rather “must murder all the yetis”

future society that has to extrapolate what our society was through the only remaining archive of our time which is a billionaire's bunker with a pristinely kept climate controlled secure vault full of erin esurance porn

Too bad we're rolling with it. 😼

I appreciate that Lara puts on a bomber jacket because she’s in a cold snowy climate but is still wearing her hot pants

Back on my Tomb Raider 2 BS after a few days and I have at last reached The Snowmobile Level, which I’m sure wowed me back in 1998 with its janky vehicle physics

This is a very specific reference but Tom Paris looks like he just stole office equipment from the Rutle Corps offices

Tom Paris caught stealing a printer. Could the dastardly Marquis sink any lower?

INC ETTING UP CLA MORE MINES IN AMBULANCES MUST BE AGAINST THE GENEVA CONVENTION! NERLANSEN HOETFUCERE THEM UNDER- NEATH THE AMBULANCES DID YOU KNOW THAT MOST DEPARTMENTS ARE ILLEGAL UNDER THE RULES OF THE GENEVA CONVENTION?

Larry Hama, telling it like it is in a kids’ comic in 1983

Resident Evil The Book, the first official translation of ancilliary resident evil lore, features some of the greatest characterisation for Chris Redfield i have ever seen

Saw a commercial for some school talking about how AI can’t replace people who do trade work.

The fine print for the commercial said the actors in the ad were generated using AI.

timeline cleanse

Leon has been exposed to half the world's zombie viruses and parasites and is still America's least diseased prominent Kennedy

Watching the new Paul McCartney documentary and the big surprise was seeing a split second clip from The Rutles in there (as part of a montage)

That is something she joked about. She was like “So basically Mike Myers just plays Mike Myers in everything, including Shrek.”

Also there are a few actors in Wayne's World who later went on to act in several shows my partner likes. She was amazed that Rob Lowe basically looks the same 30 years later, and she was also amused seeing a younger Ed O'Neill (she loves Modern Family) and also Kurt Fuller (whom she loves on Psych).

She seemed to like it, and there were several bits where she legitimately was laughing out loud. So that was nice.

I didn't put on Wayne's World 2, though. I do have *some* limits. (And also I don't like that one very much.)

My partner got me the Wayne's World two-fer Blu-Ray set for Christmas last year, and the other day we finally sat down to watch the first film. First time for her, first time in quite a while for me. I'm glad that it still mostly holds up, and a lot of the funny bits I remember are still funny.

The resemblance is still uncanny.

Target is basically the closest store of its kind to me; I could walk to the nearest location. I used to go there at least once a week whenever I needed something quickly. I've been there once in the last year (because they're the only store around with fitting rooms). Dropping them was pretty easy.