this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to wake up at 5 am and don 30 lbs of tactical gear you bought off amazon to sit in a chevy tahoe in the parking lot of the elementary school where you kidnapped a five year old kid to intimidate his teachers. good luck soldier
Nice work man!
NYT less insightful than a 9 year old 4chan post
I just had a glimmer of hope that the fucko would get **redacted** and things would improve on the hellsite
Uninstalled and deactivated Twitter. Weird to mourn an archive of self.
please put me first on the "people who defended their neighbors" list. bold and underline it while you're at it
Kristi Noem Chomsky
My wife just bought 3D prints online and now I know how those tradie dudes feel when they learn their partner hired a plumber
Really, grunt style was destined for this fate, there was no other path. When I was the poster child of that doughy demographic I had a hot topic t-shirt that said "do not start with me, you will not win" in stencil-spray-paint style lettering. Glad to see the torches pass to this day
True American divinity lies in the juxtaposition between the doughy preteen and his ill fitting grunt style tshirt
It's hard possessing a quiet wisdom and a cacophonous buffoonery.
A Panic! At The Disco cover band called "Poisoned Rationality"
as far as i'm concerned the entire purpose of the american experiment is to provide chuck schumer with a job that's not too challenging, yet rewarding and fun. and i hate to put it to you like this, but every criticism you post, and every phone call you make to his office, gets in the way of that
New clipping. whips ass, for inquiring minds
The heart feels what the heart feels, baybee
Very smart, the late 20s one got me good
lmfao
Aside from the obvious direct harm, what's so irritating is that a handful of spoiled ignorant assholes are breaking things that we all built together. They weren't content to own almost everything, they had to wreck what little they didn't own. It's vandalism on a mass scale and has to be punished
did the doctor from arrested development write this
There’s a particularly evil strain of liberal/progressivism that is rooting for things to get worse in Gaza simply so they can do an “I told you so.” At any point in time Biden could’ve actually flexed US muscle and said knock it the fuck off but he just kept adding fuel to the fire. Own it.
Because I've spent so much time on social media, you guys. I've sold so much of myself to various algorithms. I've exhausted my attention span and my ability to just be fucking bored once in awhile. These days, if I want to read a book, I have to put my phone in the other room and resign myself to the fact that I'll be thinking about it for the first twenty minutes I'm reading—longer, if the book is a demanding read. When I was a little kid, you couldn't part me from my books! And the same is true of so many little pleasures. As much as I love reading, cooking, playing music, I now have to reckon with the part of myself that would always, always prefer to be fucking around on my phone. If I want to have fun doing something real and meaningful, I have to take this additional step in my head of forgetting about my phone. I can't always do it. Can you? How many things can you honestly say are as absorbing as that endless scroll of delicious terrible news? There have certainly been times in my life when, for one reason or another, social media was sort of all I had—I was too sick to spend much time out in the world, or too friendless, or too anxious. But I wish that…
i wrote about the windowless casino that is social media
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Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying
Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying
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With a little luck it's just your power supply. I'm heading to bed now but dm me if you still looking for help
Me
every single bit of news I’ve seen is that this guy had a surgery with an unpleasant aftermath that made him hate insurance companies making it the most obvious motive in human history but the news is going to go “I noticed at the end of this Sonic the Hedgehog game that he murders a scientist”
Apropos of nothing, thru my spouse‘s job we have “ good” insurance. 5yrs ago, I had knee replacement &they made me jump thru 1 million hoops ofc (& we were out of pocket $$$$ too). 1 month later, they sent me a 5-figure bill for the full amount. They *retroactively* unapproved it & demanded I pay up
