Arbiter of Comedy

One letter off from a great nickname.

It’s a skill.

Plus pay what I weigh isn’t even a deal anymore.

Haven’t been but that’s the town I grew up in, I just know I’ll be disappointed.

All Chilis Are Bastards.

My car still smells like bonchon, but the bonchon is bongone.

Selfishly using a Time Machine to go back and court a woman named Barbara

They’re always skulking around, complaining about the rules. Getting chased out of the play areas with a broom.

I wouldn’t meet with Steve witkoff either, Iran more relatable every day.

Feeling more like spring broke in this economy.

A picture of the movie heat on a T-shirt and it says the action is the juice

Get back on the horse baby. Here’s my new shirt.

Hell yeah

Hate the if you don’t like it you do it shit, I have a job and am not afaik a sociopath.

Is that a Hardee’s?

Trending videos? First they destroy Jersey mikes now this?

Was just out in the driveway doing the same, love it.

The person they have proofreading AI for style called out sick.

Was finally able to uncover and move my mailbox post that got hit by the plow in January. Things are looking up.

lol, just a wambsgans quote when he meets Greg.

A pair of cap toe oxfords, Crockett and Jones, ASAP.

Spending the first long day inside the tsongas center like a dope.

Go ahead and make any passive aggressive comments you want at my funeral. I don’t even care, would like it actually.

Putting an insane amount of pressure on The pope’s exorcist to give me an enjoyable end to my friday night.

Gonna be a sports radio Monday on the old job site this week for sure

Dang, lowest I’ve been in adulthood was 155. I’m a robust 215 now, feels way better.

I don’t think my little gut will ever go away because of night cereal, but they did compliment my veins at the hospital the other day.

Really feeling the slow march to death at my kid’s ski club. All new people, my kids are the old ones. Fucked up if you think about it.

Masterpiece

What if you could find like a real expensive one that Jonathan Davis had a threesome in ?

In shambles because my Quote 🐐 remains in his prime and he continues to do so under the banner of my most hated ops 😩😩😩😩