Nick

When you’re 16 you get your heart checked out regularly by your favorite cardiologist. All good for me this time!
~~Trouble.

need people to learn things before they spout off on topics they know nothing about

Patriarchal men are so boring and shallow and fucking stupid that they have to be evil just to approximate being interesting in any way. BANAL AF

oh my

Hehehe-doggo not notis I steels her treets from snuffle mat 👍😹

i wish i can teleport to Finland

i’m so done with this country, man. i wish i had more to say.

sucks that muscles have a limit for how much you can work them out at a time. with everything happening i’d be in the gym all day every day if my body would let me. grug brain not feel sad while grug lift heavy rock

:p

hi there its been a while

Billy the brown tabby cat is lying down comfortably on a pile of clean folded laundry on the bed. He is looking back over his shoulder with pride at his helping.

I have Folded and Pressed your Laundry!! now with Free Cat Hair!!!

heck yeah

Just got paid. Happy Mario Day!

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You ever listen to a joke on a TV show or Movie that instead of coming across as funny, it makes your irrationally angry?

Like, not a joke that was meant to make people mad, but just someone’s stupid decision that was intended to be humor but just causes you to lose your mind?

Yep. I drive this whacker.

Maybe it’s my inner child that loved Knight Rider so much that I wanted a black car with a bunch of electronics in it.

On a serious note, I do help with weather emergencies and assist people who are in trouble on the roads.

But I make it clear I AM NOT A COP.

I will not be questioned.

From Facebook, Tim Mann

Nice dessert, but, uh, you got it wrong.

It’s St. Paddy’s, as in Pádraig. Irish for Patrick.

Patty is short for Patricia. >.>

your welcome

Adopted at 3 years old. Never regretted not getting a kitten.

your welcome

Selling and storing grain without a license are felonies in Texas, so today and today only, come get your illegal grain from me.

Mom just put flea gunk on my neck 🙀 This aggression shall not stand 😾

Mine hooman kleening mine house 🙀founded another water fountain ⛲️ I approved it

ugh i haven't watched any of Stargaze yet but i have not heard the best whisperings so i'll just keep putting it off and listening to my Trigun playlist until i feel i'm ready

I share this

Please give my friends @loudouncats.bsky.social a follow. Xoxox

I need a sword

#internationalwomensday

How cute

Hooman bot dog new bed 🙀guess where Lulu is 👍😹😼😹