june 🐛

i’d rather watch a video of my dad having violent diarrhea for 3 hours

Hey fellow white people, you should probably stop using the 👌 emoji

Thanks

Promise?

being genderfluid sucks bc i want huge tits but only SOMETIMES

80% of headlines now are “Stupid Man Said Stupid Thing”

my radical belief is that there is enough to go around. poverty only exists as a failure of one’s government.

what’s it like to live in a country that gives a shit about its people

we need to assume every single person mentioned in the files is corrupt and start boycotting everything they are associated with

if they’re guilty, great. if they’re innocent, make them use their power and influence to get the full unredacted files released and prove their innocence

can we finally admit that david and goliath is a really stupid story?

david didn’t use some dennis the menace ass slingshot, it was the bronze age equivalent of a gun

goliath could have been 50 feet tall YOU SHOT HIM WITH A GUN

the plot regression is a straight line

The solution for streaming platforms and piracy is definitely Steam for movies/TV shows, right? The people want to buy and own their media. They want to support indie creators. They want discounts. They want a sense of control.

this is the most tiny dick fucking pussy loser shit ever

how does literally anyone not see this man for the sad orange clown he is

tell me you know nothing about florida bc this place is a fucking SWAMP

trying digging a hole in a LAKE

Ew.

billionaires refusing to pay taxes is actually so crazy and evil bc you CANT spend that much money, you’re literally just hoarding it and hurting real people in the process

“detective” would be such a cool job if it wasn’t so coppy

i would lay down my life for zohran mamdani

i would like to live somewhere where my very existence is not constantly being threatened or attacked

i think that would be good for my mental health

the moment they invent zero calorie goldfish i’m gonna be SNATCHED

Why does every horror movie advertise itself with nightvision footage of a theater audience? No other movie genre does that

Have you tried @bookhive.buzz or @popfeed.social?

evil hank green: do you know how many holes your body has?

me (crying, shaking): i… i don’t know

evil hank green (pulls out a gun): do you know how many it’s about to have?

😍

FINISH HIM

I just want to follow the Rainforest Cafe business model: be the worst at what you do but make up for it with pure whimsy

Anyone else completely phoning it in at work this week?

Is it still owned and operated by a Nazi? Then no.

Coming to terms with the fact that I don’t fit neatly into any boxes, but I still want to belong somewhere

Being “uncategorized” feels a lot like being “scraps”

The most compelling argument for this is that Sam was once a baby raised without ChatGPT, and look how he turned out.

What is it called when anxiety becomes your default state?