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"Isn't it obvious? Kinda written on my face, big man."

"Yeah, that tends to be the case! I like to go undetected."

Kaius wearing a tube top and shorts, pulling down their shorts to reveal their erect penis. Their tongue is out and they appear needy with their tail wagging.

Peek-a-boo.

I always wear a nice tactical set of undergarments on my expeditions.

the first thing i look at in a man is his heart. the fact that his tits are in front of his heart is NOT MY FAULT.

you're lookin' at a bona-fide master of mischief. who should i impersonate next?

I am WAY too cute to be single. Where are the rich aristocrats to totally not extort and steal from!?

Mortals always call me a twink... it's not my fault I can't grow, but I do love to reap the advantages, mehehe...

boss koji...

innocence? the hell is that? love? the hell is that? Is it tasty? hey, i asked you if it’s tasty!

hey, sexy mama. wanna kill all humans?

for my first order of business as head cheerleader, you guys are fucking garbage.

what a fucking weirdo (affectionate)

ding dong, the bitch is back!

hello, mortals who aren't as cute as me!

well, i almost caused the end of the world, but it was so worth it!

thempreg...

...whoa... i have... no idea... what's going on... what am i... why am i holding a frozen hunk of pork...?

"If there is one facet, above all, that is critical to understanding T'Jat Uhasil (Soft Kill)? 'Life is, at best, Bittersweet'."

➨ Descriptive
➨ (N)SFW
➨ Rated 18+ for Mature dialogue/themes
➨ Favor Banter/Story

This place sucks. No shiny stuff anywhere...

i want that twink obliterated

// shouldn't need to be said but just because the account is 18+ doesn't mean i only want to do r-rated stuff. i love writing all kindsa scenarios so just hit me up

My purpose is to make money and get dick.

yup! never mind the twink being mating pressed, it's for educational purposes.

oh, definitely. for science and all that.

right, right. he's a pretty fancy butt-plug himself, if you catch my drift.

mehehe . . .

hmmm... such as? |3

among other things, yes.

first guy to be able to be milked three times at once

"New dimension, new me. Where to first, I wonder..."