Captain Pooky

That's called a walk-in cooler.

punching holes in the drywall and looking at my bleeding fist while screaming, "I STILL LIVE!"

Feels like we're watching a bunch of guys smashing their dicks in between the car doors repeatedly while screaming about how strong it is.

Anyway, I found the answer to my question, which was, "Can you take sharks and hippos onto a spaceship?" The answer is yes.

ME: IT IS A METAPHOR FOR A ONE TIME LOVE THAT CAN NOT BE REPEATED!!!

SPOUSE: HOW IS THIS NOT ABOUT BEING A BAKER IN THE PARK WITH NO ROOFS???

ME: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS???

SPOUSE: I HATE THIS SONG AND WILL CONTINUE TO DISMANTLE IT THE WRONG WAY JUST TO MAKE YOU MAD!!!!

*listening to MacArthurs Park*

Spouse: Why couldn't they go online the recipe online?

Me: *glares*

Spouse: Is this song not about leaving cakes out in the rain? Is it not about outdoor baking? Is it not about a baker in extreme weather conditions.

I would not put it past this administration to purchase a grand piano intended for a concert hall for personal home use. I kind of hope they use it and wreck their ear drums.

And it's hailing????

Hang on, they bought a grand piano for the personal use in a home and not a baby grand????

Hello, I am still acclimating to a new job and also making sure to write each day. Did you guys know that fish can survive in microgravity environments on a spaceship?

Not being required to spend virtually all of my energy growing and tending to crops lest I starve over the winter is pretty great.

Anyone who doesn't think so really needs to read that old tumblr piece about our ancestors gazing at us in joy over our prosperity and leisure time.

Do you ever wonder if the parents of Xaviers students call the school demanding to know why their kids are being featured on the news.

"WHY IS MY KID ON THE CONGRESSIONAL FLOOR? HES SUPPOSED TO BE LEARNING SHAKESPEARE!"

They spent your tax money on killing children. I think it's worth us spending our tax money prosecuting and punishing them all. No one will argue against it. It is a popular stance. Don't be a pussy. Stand up for those girls who were killed in our name.

And to clarify, I mean putting a shark on a spaceship and keeping it alive.

It's science fiction so as much as I damn want.

@whysharksmatter.bsky.social I have what sounds like a ridiculous question, it's for a very silly story I am writing, can you send a shark to space? Fish have already been to space so would a shark be similar?

Here you go, everyone can use this one (it's signed by an authority)

I think we should let him try and report back on how it goes for him

Me: ..... *literally too tired to think*

Bebé:

Incredible. No notes....

a raccoon standing in an aisle at the library

what is he doing here? he can’t even read

I hate that I know what this means.

... there's not a "White House is considering a draft" story. Not an honest one, at least. They want there to be a "deplorables"-type comment, a "Trump talked about injecting disinfectant!"-type comment that can be used to score political points. But this isn't it. It's just not.

I PREDICTED that Trump would be a terrible president. Nobody else got that right!!!!

Well, he's not going to get many people since everyone here is 38 yrs old.

Post Amy Siskind @amysiskind.com WH press secretary Karoline Leavitt tells Fox News that a military draft is on the table. 4:19 PM • Mar 8, 2026 CEverybody can reply 276 reposts 699 quotes 685 likes 36 saves 184 ① 975 685

This is an irresponsible, misleading post that misrepresents what Leavitt said. There's enough awful stuff happening. Don't confuse people.

Iowa politicians having nothing to say about the murdered Iranian civilians, superficially honoring the deployed Iowans killed in Iranian response strikes, all of them voting against the War Powers Resolution - I am completely sickened by everything

Brown tabby cat shrimping on a patterned blanket

Nutsy thinks this spring forward nonsense is terrible and suggests naps for everyone

Oh, please, none of these people are going to therapy.

Dare Graham Platner to talk with Isaac Chotiner, tell him he would be a huge wuss if he doesn't