The Sharlinator

It’s hard to blame woke DEI when the military is losing a war because of the straits.

For some obscure reason I still want kids (though at this point the chances are dwindling)

Swear to god if we’re ever going full handmaids tale in the west I am definitely getting a black market hysterectomy

people keep saying "having adhd is an advantage now"

no you idiots our attention span is being assaulted non stop and our brains are shriveling and can't focus for shit

and instead of confronting this you morons are like "maybe this is good actually"

Exclusive 1m ago The Trump administration will receive a $10 billion fee for brokering the deal that kept TikTok alive in the U.S.

JFC.

Impeach and remove this lawless man, you fools.

Ah come on who hasn’t done it to the Asteroid Field

The Straights are Sometimes Okay: apparently the secret to marriage is matching Star Wars sweaters and the wife dismembering stormtroopers on the console while the husband is playing Oxygen Not Included

Mind you, we are wearing the same star wars sweater, so I think he’s a keeper

I’ve been really struggling with that. Talking about mandatory trainings while a week ago I heard missiles explode

Girls don’t need therapy, they need their husband to bring them apéro while they’re playing Fallen Order on the couch

The secretary of defense saying we almost have cnn in our grasp is some dark, dark shit

the french word for this is "bourbier"

this reads like an AO3 bit written at 2 AM

this means it is not open for transit

😬😬😬

Ah it’s fiiiiine jamais deux sans trois

the stink of gender resentment coming off Silicon Valley has been obvious for a while. these men hate women because they hate being told no.

BREAKING An attack has killed a French soldier in Erbil in Iraq's Kurdistan region, says President Emmanuel Macron.

A member of the armed forces "died for France during an attack in the Erbil region of Iraq," Macron posted on X, confirming the first French military death in the Middle East war

This is Peanut. He's on someone's lap, wearing a fleece-lined jacket, and safe inside a car. But he's positive he could take that wolf. 12/10 (TT: peanutthepomapoo)

This is an interesting way to say "they gang-raped female prisoner on video and the Israeli government thinks that's ok."

An oil tanker approaches the strait of Hormuz, collects a gold star and passes through while safely invulnerable

I think I may have cracked it

ANYONE would have ??

That*, as you’ve likely figured out

I feel like every time I read shit like this I can’t help but think of “did they forget women are 50% of the population because they doesn’t seem like a safe calculation here”

Every interview with this guy comes off like he's *hoping* to be beaten to death by an angry mob.

Florence Welch, in the Criterion Closet, talking about Valerie and Her Week of Wonders, saying "medieval, vampire, witchcraft".

The three genders.

Stachedama can’t hurt you

We are watching the beginning of S3 (which I’ve seen before but the husband has not) and I forgot how much I hated the beginning of that season

Time for binging Battlestar Galacticul

Is it really a good idea to brag or boast about running out of bombs in the beginning of a war the orange demon manufactured to downplay the Epstein files?

Lunatic!