dM me. Would love to connect
dM me. Would love to connect
Dm me
No WAY!
Well⦠may plans for the day are cancelled. Time to get white girl wasted and eat some Dots
Hey, thatβs Picardβs Aldebran whiskey he gave to Guinanβ¦
That stuff will fuck you up.
Polis apparently doesnβt want to have a career in politics after he leaves office. Fine by me.
If he gives clemency to Peters, Democrats should work to ensure he canβt be even elected dog catcher in any jurisdiction.
Appealing to MAGA in 2026 for a potential 2028 run?
@colorado.gov if you give clemency to Tina Peters, it will end your political career, forever. I will mobilize Nd fundraiser to ensure that you can never be elected dog catcher as. Democrats, let alone any other higher office.
Peterβs tried to overturn an election. She deserves her sentence.
Class. Sheβs got a bright future ahead.
Meh. Launch the campaign early. Lol.
But shit is it depressing that heβs a member of the party.
For the love of the Spaghetti Monster (all hail his noodliness), will someone please announce their primary challenge against @fetterman.senate.gov so I can donate to them? Or, are we just going to wait for this moron to switch parties and deny a Dem majority in 2026? He will do it. Money on it.
Thatβs moment when the last, extra salty, crumbs from the bottom of a bag of CheezIt hit your tongue. π
Top of the Morn to you βοΈ
For the love of God: @paramountplusbr.bsky.social @paramountpictures.bsky.social just make Star Trek: Legacy (following the ending of Picard) and take my money. 20 episodes a season for 7 seasons? Double the price and take my money.
Yesterdays Bitch
Yesterdayβs Bitch.
Part of my 2026 nutrition adjustment I is to eat more fiber. Apples, carrots, broccoli, and lots and lots of beans. I found this bean βsaladβ dip that Iβm in love with. But what I didnβt plan for was my body being ill prepared for that amount of fiber. π¨
Sorry, Denver. Itβs me.
Welcome to minute one of the moment your turn 40.
If I have an alien virus, I donβt need a prescription of PCS to make me better. IYKYK
Right!?
Medical PTSD strikes again. Am I to trust a CT scan that says everything is normal when it indicates that my appendix appears normalβ¦. WHEN I DO NOT HAVE AN APPENDIX?!?!
This is as scared as I have ever been. This morning I had an abdominal ultrasound after experiencing pain that hasnβt gone away. I anticipated gallbladder or something else benign.
Iβm now sitting here in the hospital waiting area for a high-res CT of my pancreas. Good vibes, Austin. Good vibes.
Sheβs TRASH
I feel like I need to find this video but I canβt find it anywhereβ¦
That episode of Starfleet Academy wasβ¦. Brilliant. More of that, please.
Thatβs called money. Specifically, most of your time spent on health and beauty.
Every part of gay culture doesnβt have to be for you. Please donβt come here to shit on the fun others are having in the parts of our culture that doesnβt appeal to you.
Is an Atlantis Cruise something Iβd do? No. But do I love seeing the guys having fun? Yup. Plus π. Live your life and have fun.
You realize that heβs doing everything possible to have a Democrat wipeout so he can claim fraud and reject the outcome of all future elections that hold the GOP accountable, right?
Grow some balls and impeach the βwalks into girls dressing rooms to inspect themβ fucker.