hey, cool, the last time I saw Chelsea Handler's name was in the Epstein files. She was at a dinner with Epstein, Woody Allen, Prince Andrew and Charlie Rose. And you're posting about her hot new boytoy. Cool.
ooooh temu figured out it's now shorthand for "cheap off-brand garbage" and is not happy about it
“YA SEE THIS HAT??”
We’ve got it coming.
I remember when Stormfront endorsed Donald Trump despite not typically endorsing. And I remember showing people, and them not caring, and telling them they needed to care because of exactly everything that has happened since and no one listened to me it was and is great
The Discourse has become sort of numb to the fact that the richest guy on earth and owner of a major social media platform just routinely spits out the kind of nakedly white supremacist shit that until a decade ago you rarely saw outside of places like Stormfront.
love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region
She knew exactly what was going to happen, and also she lost
I mean, who among us hasn't accidentally gotten the totenkopf burned into us?
You are certainly making a compelling case that he is just the dumbest motherfucker alive. "Come on! He didn't know it was a nazi tattoo when he burned the symbol onto his body for all time. Vote for him. Who knows what he won't know next time?"
An utterly irredeemable party.
I like how he proudly declares that we’re punching down
What was the actual ad…? Something about January being “prime underwear refresh season”? And also the ayatollah is dead from a bomb I bought??
I LOVE that none of the podcasts from which I learned I was at war with Iran decided to forgo the ad breaks. “This jarring news of the horrible lives your children are going to have is brought to you by Dude Wipes.”
They are definitely combatting irrelevance with some Stimpyfication
I think it's important that all the Qanon loons should know that there's been a coverup and that it's now their time to shine. www.npr.org/2026/02/24/n...
"President Trump wants to attack Iran but the USS Gerald Ford's toilets are clogged with shit" is the sentence I blurt out as soon as I travel back in time to the 1990s.
I am immediately and, quite understandably, tased.
Why are elected Democrats like this?
QR codes?? how about requiring them to wear ordinary name tags and badges (at least while we figure out how to disband the agency)?
or you can have 34 felony counts and be fine. Really depends on who's Breaking the Laws
swing voters are real, here to stay, and gigantic morons
Simply vote the baton off your neck!
We have to demand that Trump’s federal agents are held accountable for killing Americans just like we do when state and local . . . . fuck
American netizens are devising ingenious puns to avoid the country's pervasive online censorship.
“If the person is a U. S. citizen or otherwise lawfully in the United States, that individual will be free to go after the brief encounter.” -Brett Kavanaugh bsky.app/profile/thei...
surrounding them after they just killed somebody and shouting “you can’t kill us all, nazis” is legitimate “ready to run through a wall” inspirational
they’re abducting our neighbors and putting them in concentration camps and they’ll shoot you in the fucking face if you don’t cheer them on while they’re doing it.
“i’ve been on the tour of the jelly belly factory, because I was in a production of Marat Sade,” said the woman who plays Jubilee in the X-Men cartoons.
Source: a podcast I am listening to. Life is a Mad Lib.
