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@dakatzman92

Illustrator of no talent and no accord. 18+ ONLY Expect to see NSFW imagery, involving giant women and kink. I also sing sometimes. Progressive. He/Him. Millennial Relic, born in 1992. "Ignorance is weakness." - Loid Forger www.patreon.com/dakatzman92/

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"Gimme a sledgehammer, a pickax, a carbide hacksaw, and like five shipping containers... I'll be king of the scrap yard."

11.03.2026 17:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look, dude.

I see shiny, I'm like "ooh."

I see rusty, I'm like "ooh."

I see a city the size of Chicago in ruins with exposed copper wires and I'm like "$_$"

11.03.2026 17:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is why I'm never allowed on an archaeology dig or a land survey.

I'd be nicking shit left and right.

11.03.2026 16:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bro, #RE9 just gave me an idea...

We need a side story game where a bunch of scrappers learn Raccon City really isn't radioactive and go in loot the city ruins of all its steel, copper wire, and shit...

Like, I'm seeing so many goddamned exposed rebar and cables that I see dollar signs, yo.

11.03.2026 16:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hell fucking yeah!

11.03.2026 15:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is what I keep telling people!

When there is a will to draw, you will find a way to put lines on paper or a screen.

Even if it's stealing some pens and copier paper from work or using a mouse on MS Paint or something.

Do that shit!

11.03.2026 15:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, just realized the besides Bankers' Boxes, the Orphanage is placing documents in styrofoam cooler/bait boxes...

What the fuck?

They expecting water transport?

11.03.2026 15:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Classic.

11.03.2026 14:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Bawk-Bawk, Motherfucker..."

11.03.2026 13:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not to mention, guns are a slightly more pressing matter than knives are here, too.

Again, that's wrt the US.

11.03.2026 13:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah... Even in the States where it's like, certain knives are illegal in certain locales, the enforceability of cracking down on every knife wielder would be fucking stupid.

For two reasons:

- Half these people carry them for work (construction, warehouse, retail)

- Everybody's got a knife.

11.03.2026 13:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish VISA and MasterCard C-Suiters a very "hope you get drunk and fall into your open hearth face first" or "poisoned by your secretary for being a pig."

11.03.2026 13:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah.

yeah...

11.03.2026 13:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Might have to go back to the old school ways of doing peer-to-peer transactions.

11.03.2026 13:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oof, Die Hard in the style of classic Lupin the 3rd would fuck so hard...

11.03.2026 11:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't have anything nice.

11.03.2026 11:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Die Hard would be so damn good.

Especially if it was done in a vibrant, yet gloomy 80s/early 90s style.

Personally, I'd like to see Rocky redone in the style of Hajime no Ippo.

Just imagining the sound design for 4 against Drago.

11.03.2026 11:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait-

11.03.2026 11:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aaugh?๐Ÿ™€

11.03.2026 11:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Life happens.

People move on, meet new people, have to focus on work, family, etc.

And sometimes people just forget to reach out or touch back. It happens.

I haven't texted a friend in three months, nor she me. But we're still cool.

Try to be patient, I know it's hard. But try.

11.03.2026 11:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, some people really need their shit rocked emotionally and sometimes physically to get it...

11.03.2026 11:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜บ

11.03.2026 11:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish all my non-cis, non-hetero friends and creatures in my phone a very pleasant Wednesday.

As well as my cis and het human friends too, obviously.

No special occasion.

Just woke up and hope y'alls day will go better than mine.

11.03.2026 11:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no matter what happens i will never stop being exactly who i am and sharing it with the world. if they want me gone they're gonna have to fucking shoot me

11.03.2026 01:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 165 ๐Ÿ” 49 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spoilers

"Heading to the chapel... But not to get married. I'm already taken."

11.03.2026 02:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ugh, lemme finish my finance degree...

And snag a few horny accountants and IT folks.

I'll get it to happen.

11.03.2026 02:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, technically both are forms of loss, but in courses (at least the ones I took), instructors like making the distinction between user and system enacted loss.

11.03.2026 02:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's apparent.

Although, I'm probably gonna be screenshotted for a similar convo I had the other day when a poster said they don't like horror in non-horror games...

And I was like, admittedly a bit haughtily, "How? In what way? Is that 'horror-horror'? That's like, Scooby Doo Horror, dude..."

11.03.2026 02:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reminder that many key players of everything to do with payment processors and banking for the past 40 years were Epstein associates...

I'm not saying they did anything necessarily, but bear in mind these are the type of fucks pushing everyone out of these online spaces.

11.03.2026 01:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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