01.01.2026 05:34
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“What’s your New Year’s resolution?”
2025 was an annus horribilis for me. 2026 can’t come soon enough.
“The costumes in The Odyssey aren’t historically accurate!”
This is based off a mythological poem featuring a cyclops, a witch who turns men into pigs, giant sea monsters that create whirlpools, and a god having beef with the main character.
You know, I work retail. I've had some terrible customers, awful days, moments where I've felt like ten pounds of crap in a five-pound bag...
Not once have I even considered calling someone the n-word.
Working on a blog post about the free version of Affinity, thinking of chucking in a joke about how 2025 was my personal Annus Horribilis
Since, y'know
It lowkey was
Sarah it’s Tuesday
Streets are saying Word on Fire and Ascension are both doing LoTH 2nd edition
I really hope they also put a one-volume version like Christian Prayer, because believe you me when I say that book is an absolute lifesaver
I am once again asking TikTok to stop serving me ads for AI slop apps
And yet
Went to Mass for the Assumption and bits of the Kyrie were note-for-note just Jesus Christ Superstar
So that was fun
The parish I used to work for: “We’re letting you go because ‘you’re making too many mistakes.’”
That same parish:
(Also yes I know EA would’ve been more likely to put out an F4 game but I tried it and the logo doesn’t have nearly enough pop as that vivid red so sush)
I just wanna go back man
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post a random pic or everything goes bad in August
It's so tedious to say that he's Anti-Francis (who is dead) rather than that he is a partisan shill for Trump who was rewarded for his loyalty.
This one was messy to write and messier to feel, but it was worth it.
Hey, so now that Long Halloween is wrapping up and we’re starting Dark Victory next week…
Is it too much to ask for DC High Volume: Superman? Kick off with Birthright, maybe do For All Seasons or smth
And of course:
“Woe to you scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites: because you devour the houses of widows, praying long prayers. For this you shall receive the greater judgment.”
“Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, you hypocrites. You are like whitewashed tombs, which appear beautiful on the outside, but inside are full of dead men’s bones and every kind of filth. Even so, on the outside you appear righteous, but inside you are filled with hypocrisy and evildoing.”
Man 2002 really was the year for weird little freaks with goofy voices huh
Playing the Oblivion remaster just makes me wish we got more BTS footage of the voice actors in the booth. What I wouldn’t give to see @wesjohnson.bsky.social shouting “and I DON’T LIKE THAT” into the mic for Malacath’s quest.
“So it’s just beef, then? It has to be special??”
“The cheese goes UNDER?”
“Why would the Holy Father want celery on his sausage bun?”
Oh, to be a fly on the wall in the Vatican kitchens when they find out Pope Leo wants Chicago-style food
He bankrupted a casino.
A casino.
And enough people thought it was a good idea to put him in charge AGAIN.
