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Canis Latranscendental

@grimmycoyote

Trickster, goblin creature, clown. Pansexual weirdo. Drinker of beer, eater of meats. Lover of bunnies. Master Porksmith. Disciple of Blessed Ninkasi. He/Him/They/Them. Seattle Creature.

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11.03.2026 01:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ssshhhhhh just let me make fun of hyenas.

11.03.2026 01:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've got a pair of welding gloves for hyena touching purposes.

11.03.2026 01:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well its official. I am fukkin sick. Gonna see how I feel in the morning, but probably gonna call in sick tomorrow.

11.03.2026 01:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes. But you gotta pay me first.

11.03.2026 01:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Path for $87 I will touch your eyeball for you.

11.03.2026 01:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hyenas are pretty simple.

11.03.2026 01:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If its ok t eat fish because their brains are too simple to feel fear or whatever, does that mean its also ok to eat hyenas?

11.03.2026 01:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Indeed

10.03.2026 23:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"THIS SHOULD END HIS PRESIDENCY"

Yeah sure. In a sane world where rules and laws still meant something and anyone equipped to do something about is had a spine. But not in this one.

10.03.2026 23:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 37 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But...there's no F in pedophile...

10.03.2026 22:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yop. :)

10.03.2026 21:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It took me far longer than I care to admit to realize you weren't talking about tax forms.

10.03.2026 21:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now see this is a scam I might fall for.

10.03.2026 21:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Always.

10.03.2026 21:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not particularly.

10.03.2026 20:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 20:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I don't feel better in the morning I will take the day off

10.03.2026 20:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chartreuse.

10.03.2026 19:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What!?! The idiots failed to plan or even think beyond "Hehehehheheheh war heheheheheh"!?!? Color me shocked.

10.03.2026 19:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 21 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Somebody leaving voicemail pretending to be a recruiter who found me on linked in. Didnt use my name and I HAVE no linkedin account. Sooooo...
I should have messed with them. XD

10.03.2026 19:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah I know some folks who were down with it for an uncomfortably long time. So far its just a sniffle and slight "I feel gross". We'll see.

10.03.2026 19:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eating helped. I feel better. But I'm still getting sick. D:

10.03.2026 19:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good try tho.
Grimmy: 22,876
Scammers: 0

10.03.2026 19:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh bless your little scammer hearts. I don't even HAVE a linkedin profile. You can't possibly have seen my resume on LinkedIn.

10.03.2026 19:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 25 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have to keg beer. I cannot be sick. D:

10.03.2026 19:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You got the point! Good job.

10.03.2026 19:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yup. Definitely getting sick. Fuck.

10.03.2026 18:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How he portrays the teenage Black Prince (Edward Prince of Wales) is amusing. No noble young paragon of chivalry, but a whiny little tit.

10.03.2026 18:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Listening to "The Essex Dogs" by Dan Jones. A medieval fiction novel by someone who usually writes medieval NON-fiction. Set during the start of the 100 years war. Follows a group of mercenaries in the army of Edward III while on campaign/chevauchee in france in 1337. Interesting.

10.03.2026 18:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0