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1# Bidet shop in Australia. www.thebidetshop.com.au www.thebidetshop.nz

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a woman with glasses says you need to relax on a netflix ad ALT: a woman with glasses says you need to relax on a netflix ad
20.01.2025 01:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a bald man clapping his hands with the words hmm very nice below him ALT: a bald man clapping his hands with the words hmm very nice below him
16.01.2025 23:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a stuffed monkey is wearing overalls and a green shirt and says weird ... ALT: a stuffed monkey is wearing overalls and a green shirt and says weird ...
16.01.2025 23:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What a terrible day to have seen this... or a great one....

15.01.2025 00:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

If I was in charge of design I'd make it too.

15.01.2025 00:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, with a portable BiDave you can go ANYWHERE

15.01.2025 00:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You know what? Brown ages, 10/10

15.01.2025 00:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a bald man wearing a chicago fire department vest is clapping his hands ALT: a bald man wearing a chicago fire department vest is clapping his hands
14.01.2025 06:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard is sitting on an airplane and says he 's out of line but he 's right . ALT: a man with a beard is sitting on an airplane and says he 's out of line but he 's right .
14.01.2025 06:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah yes, the butthole destroyer setting....

13.01.2025 23:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As in it's going to clean you? or throw hands???

13.01.2025 23:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ’§ Save Water, Save the Planet! πŸ’§
A single roll of TP = 140 litres of water! A bidet? Just two cups per use.

🌏 Cleaner for you, better for Earth.
πŸ‘‰ Switch now at www.thebidetshop.com.au.

13.01.2025 00:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We search to see whose talking about a bidet lmao

10.01.2025 00:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not making a Kirby bidet as welll.....

09.01.2025 23:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Have we got news for you...

09.01.2025 23:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Most Bidet attachments come with a T-piece that splits the water from filling your cistern to also fill the bidet. So the end result is water no different than tap water. But most bidets also have a water filter attached as well for extra protection.

09.01.2025 23:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ’§ Thank You for Your Review! πŸ’§

We’re so glad we could help get your Throne toilet fixed by Boxing Day! πŸŽ‰ Your kind words about our service mean so much. πŸ’™

Here’s to a fresh and happy New Year! #CustomerLove #TheBidetShop

08.01.2025 23:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah yes of course, I forgot about the newly appointed Inspector Mittens.

07.01.2025 00:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well this can only end badly....

06.01.2025 23:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re on the fence, just do it.

Buy the bidet.

You’ll never look back

04.01.2025 01:40 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Once you go bidet you’ll always want the spray

03.01.2025 18:50 πŸ‘ 1127 πŸ” 85 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 16

Assert dominance. Install one in the office.

03.01.2025 04:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bidet so strong it cleanses your soul too

02.01.2025 06:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We've already been asked to make a Skibidi Bidet, and my co-worker wants to make a Harambidet. Theres word of a Mint Flavoured Bidet........I am cursed with knowledge....

30.12.2024 05:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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🚿✨ Find your perfect bidet in 3 easy steps with The Bidet Picker! ✨🚿
1️⃣ Answer quick questions.
2️⃣ Get personalized matches.
3️⃣ Enjoy fresh, clean comfort!

No stress, just fresh. Try it today! 🌟

30.12.2024 02:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a silhouette of a person with the words i have been summoned below them ALT: a silhouette of a person with the words i have been summoned below them

We just want to promote clean buttholes.

30.12.2024 01:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Spotify wrapped but for your bidet.

30.12.2024 01:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face with a black shirt and silver jacket ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a black shirt and silver jacket

You earned it.

30.12.2024 01:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Please don't.

30.12.2024 01:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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a man wearing a black shirt that says blood sweat and tears bidet ALT: a man wearing a black shirt that says blood sweat and tears bidet
27.12.2024 00:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0