Matt

Tommy must be looking at what's left of the White House when he said that.

Translation: Fox guarding the henhouse.

"We did it, but covering up this shit ain't gonna be easy or quick so y'all got to chill while I figure out how to bury it."

Tell me you're a bored 12 year old without saying "I'm a bored 12 year old"

A has been swimmer giving a has been con man an award.

The jokes just write themselves....

"See? I spelled it right all by myself"

This motherfucker doesn't understand how to get from the podium out the goddamn door without five escorts.

He understood it in two minutes? It takes him that long to realize where he's even at.

That's too bad. They probably haven't even paid Jr's company for building them yet.

No matter; he'll still get rich off the war like everyone else.

Little man overcompensation. When I was inside ALL my training was months long and designed with the other party's goal in mind of wanting me dead, not trying to beat me in a cage match.

Just one more group for Kash to chug beer with and bro out.

200 girls dead because of an "oops" and he's about making the next strike more on target, not pushing for culpability.

This "presidency" is loaded with nothing but ghouls...

Julia Sugarbaker would like a word.....

www.facebook.com/watch/?v=164...

Where's Julia Sugarbaker when you need her?

www.facebook.com/watch/?v=164...

Horseshit male posturing and little man overcompensation. When I was inside I spent a year - DAILY - in every method of physical training far and beyond what I'd ever use in an MMA match.

My training was based on the other person wanting me dead, not just beating me in a ring.

I just went off on that very bit. They're all saying it now. All those ICE vehicles they bought and won't use? Also emblazoned with it "Defending the Homeland".

What the actual fuck...?

bsky.app/profile/bare...

Every one of them has adopted "The Homeland" as their new buzzword.

They're all saying it and it's so Fourth Reich I wanna vomit. Next there'll be a law requiring us to display his picture in our homes or face prison.

Don't forget the Steinway, custom flute, footrests, Herman Miller furniture, $980k on donuts and custom made 3-tiered fruit display stands.

Meanwhile, some mom of four on SNAP is trying to come up with a new recipe (again) for mac and cheese to feed her kids

Alaskan king crab and a $98k piano —  Pentagon busted for $93 billion spending 'binge' A GOP senator fired a shot across the bow of Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth’s Pentagon for going ‘through tens of billions of dollars on impulse purchases” at the end of the fiscal year with multip...

Pickled Pete needed a $21,000 violin.

Amongst other things.

www.rawstory.com/hegseth-pent...

Sadly, if Trump can remove mention of it from the National Portrait Gallery (two months ago), pushed DOJ to remove mentions of it, pardon ALL the offenders and had the WH site rewritten to exclude it he's coming after this plaque and won't give a shit about it being installed by law.

Get ready.

The interpreter probably short circuited thinking "How in the french fried fuck do I take his mental vomit and make it make sense?" ("I gave a long flowing beautiful sentence" my ass....)

I know 10 year olds more articulate than this semi-animated POS.

Start the clock on Orange Julius writing an EO to have it removed.

No one better act surprised. It's gonna get ripped right back down as soon as one of his sycophants tell him about it.

Why is Maher given any press time? At this point he's Megyn Kelly in reverse drag and just as irrelevant.

The quicker he's ignored, the faster he'll scurry back under the kitchen sink where he belongs.

I'm sure he's put down his coal shovel in Hell watching this saying "I had to quit and this bastard is celebrated?"

Where's Flip Flop Fetterman. He's not out this November but he deserves a primary target on his office right now and plan accordingly.

We have 2 years to groom his primary challenger and get him the fuck out of office.

Nixon was corrupt as fuck, but even the GOP of those times saw the line in the sand.

Trump? He makes Nixon look like he got busted stealing M&M's with the Presidential seal on them.

Read "The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich". Change the names and dates, stop speaking German and it's all the same playbook, all over again.

Who's gonna top then? I'm betting it's Mark because Corey is too used to Cosplay Christie's strap on...

White House addresses 'redness' on the side of Trump's neck Trump, who is the oldest person to be elected president, has faced questions about his health over the last year.

I'll diagnose him as rotting from the inside out.....

www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...

I think it's hell and gone time to admit
-his dementia
-obvious physical problems
-inability to speak a single linear sentence
-his unfettered crime spree
-his enablers/coconspirators are just as guilty

and none of them will stop until they ARE stopped. Elections, arrested, impeachment. Pick one.

He's decomposing in real time. At this point I can't decide if he's Madelyn Ashton in reverse drag and a fat suit or Helen Sharp.

Live updates: War spirals further as US and Israel exchange strikes with Iran and its allies The war in the Middle East spiraled further Monday as Israel and the U.S. pounded Iran. Tehran and its allies hit back against Israel, neighboring Gulf states.

What does this even fucking mean? Doesn't have the yips?

Is this a cofefe upgrade?

apnews.com/live/iran-us...

it's up to 163. When Israeli's were asked about it in the presser?

"Next question".