This is it. We are literally headed for no US media being anything but "Left Behind" adaptations and "Terminal List" knock-offs.

The will burn everything else for tax breaks.

Nothing but MAGA masturbation material.

They have to know Trump knows the shoes are the wrong size. He forces them to wear clown shoes to humiliate them and dominate them.

The hilarious thing is, they're Florsheim. Cheap-ass $100 shoes. You can't make this shit up.

But the rich are making billions off it. Trump is no doubt skimming billions off the war, Putin is definitely making billions off the war. And the racist lunatic Trump cultists are feeling all squiggly inside at the thought of all the slaughtered brown babies.

It's win-win for MAGA world.

If he can't steal it for himself, he sees it as wasted money.

There is no "we" with Trump, there is only "I" and the entire universe ends at the edge him himself.

Other people barely exist.

Noem was betting on the upside of puppies killed in the destruction...

Notably, Trump blabbered that when he was, by all objective criteria, suffering from severe cognitive deficiency.

How is this not corruption at the highest levels? He sold someone else's company to his business associates and extorted a fee for himself (yeah, for "The United States — who wants to bet it ends up in Trump's Qatar account with the Venezuelan oil money?) .

To be fair, writing a truly pithy slogan is hard and most viewers won't recognize Scott-Heron or McLuhan, anyway.

Still, it was jarring.

Yes! The multiple contemporary and even dated cliches and colloquialisms used by Nus were jarring to say the least.

Are they kidding? The entire GOP has been ignoring American values since 1968.

Good.

Now, maybe we can eliminate the Senate and the Electoral College.

Wouldn't she be Captain Nine? Captain of Nine?

Nobody in this idiot regime has any idea how the world works. Nothing but criminals and buffoons.

The existence of the ultra-criminal Trump encourages criminality and evil across every aspect of society.

Everything he touches is corrupted and desroyed.

If the Trump admin is reporting these terrible numbers, the real numbers must be monumentally worse.

I'm shocked.

Shocked.

No, really.

Nobody could have predicted.™

Shocked.

Gosh, how could a man who would be bankrupt if not for constant infusions of Russian mobster cash, and a history of laundering money for the Russian mob, literally for decades, be a lackey of the leader of the Russian mob, Putin?

Inconceivable!

We had every angle covered from winning immediately to winning pretty soon. Failure to predict the enemy might shoot back was, admittedly, a lapse in judgement.

We are confident, should Iran only cease illegitimately shooting at us, we will win bigly.

We are only losing this war because the enemy will not cease shooting us with bullets. We are confident that if the enemy will simply agree to not shoot back, we can win this war in record time.

Preach, sister!

It's almost like our so-called president is a weakling, insane old man with an ego so utterly broken he can be ruled by casual flattery and the pretense that he is a "tough guy."

The world knows this. The fascists exploit it. And the Democrats cower before it.

Yeah, they would totally win against one guy in a Humvee with a .50 cal M2A1 Browning over a mile away.

Conservatives will always spend endless money to murder and destroy to line the pockets of the sociopathic rich.

They will NEVER spend money to save lives, and create better lives for the majority of people.

Trump murdered 500,000 children by cutting USAID.

So is every sane American.

Instead, the ENTIRE WORLD has to wonder when Trump, the Lunatic King, is going to decide to start a nuclear war with some random nation that has some natural resource he covets.

The world has no reason to fear Iran's nukes, which it doesn't and never had.

It has every reason to fear the Mad King.

Fuck off.

When genuine Democracy needed defending, the GOP went all-in on supporting Hitler and held pro-Nazi rallies in New York city.

Then republicans started the failed Korean war, the failed Vietnam war, the failed gulf wars.

When Democracy needs defending conservatives always choose FASCISM.

For ME to win in life, YOU have to suffer and give me all your money.

The Trump way.

Again.

Again, again.

Leaving behind yet another generation of angry young people who loathe America and want REVENGE for the atrocities committed in our bottomless greed for oil and lust for violence and destruction.

Again.

Always again.

No other president could have won a war with so much victory. The best victory. Grown men walk up to him, big, big, soldiers with medals all over their chests, and tears streaming down their faces, saying, "Sir, no military leader has ever won a war with so much victory."

We're ruled by a halfwit.