"Scoot you can't call your coworker a moron"
"I didn't call him a moron. I said he SOUNDS like a moron. I may be an ass but I'm a pendantic ass who knows what I said."
The wedding in Witcher 3's DLC was so annoying. The whole time possessed by a character I don't care about. Doing things that don't matter aside from making this one ghost's night and the whole time flirting with Shani, immediately after saying bye to Yennifer. Spamming space to skip these cutscenes
Hey Youtube? When I bought an "Ultra HD" movie to watch, how come it's fuckin 480p?
I had to use a phone system today where I had to enter a date on the keypad for enter upcoming expiration dates. The example date they gave was 18 years ago...
"If the year is 2008 you enter '08' and press the pound key"
Update your shit for real
Every time I bite my damn lip with my damn cross-bite-fang I think back to my damn Dentist asking me if I bite my goddamn lip often. Yes. Yes I do.
For me it's BRAD MADISON
When red pill incels watch The Matrix do they stick to calling him "Thomas Anderson" or do they embrace his preferred identity as "Neo"?
"Bill get down here to my Island. I need to install this on every version of Windows. Also come do sex crimes."
I started to picture the scenario with Alex Pretti but replacing him with a MAGA supporter and replacing ICE with the SeaPD. Just imagine how MAGA would have lost their shit. The 2A crowd would be marching in the streets fully armed.
Witcher 3 often gives you two choices. Option A and Option B (it's actually just A again but Geralt is grumpy about it this time). Just play the cinematic through, no need to pretend like I have any impact.
After the most recent update Helldivers 2 has become unplayable for me on PC. Not sure why, but that's a fun development...
2026 already setting out to be a major flop. Already over it
When I was a kid going on a bike ride actually meant pedaling the fucking thing. Kids these days are gonna get soft little noodle legs.
30 hours into The Witcher 3 and goddamn how many meaningless dialogue options do I have to choose and how many thugs and criminals do I have to beat up or pay off or mind control? So much busywork
Order packages from Amazon and you might get the joy of having a piss-filled water bottle left in your parking lot! Isn't capitalism fun?
Donald Trump is such a bitch boy, even in his own marriage. It's absolutely hilarious. Every time she pulls her hand away from his or glares at him when he's not looking it's a little ointment for my soul. And he's supposed to be some Chad role model?
I'm allergic to cats. My New Year's hangout? Two cats.
If 50% of "social media influencers" quit and got real jobs, would anyone notice?
I'm so sick of this dumb fuck claiming cities would be demolished if not for him and his bullshit. He claimed Seattle was a warzone too. If it was, where are my fucking accolades? I rode the bus through the "warzone" and all I got for it was *checks notes* absolutely nothing...
Getting ready to play the same game I play every year: How many local dipshits set their fireworks off at 9 while watching a New Years Broadcast from the East Coast?
Had to listen to two of Trump's Chumps™ bloviate and complain loudly on the bus today spouting the same debunked talking points that the rest of his sheep spout. The braindead trust is real. They proudly hoped for a third term, pissing on The Constitution and the wants of their Founding Fathers...
20 years is a long time for something so little to love so much. Rest easy Bella, you're a good girl.
I've been wanting to replay divinity original sin 2 recently and now I really feel like I need to
Just remember... 'The Game Awards' is just an advertising event. It's for promoting new trailers. The awards don't matter and aren't based on any consistent criteria or merit.
Lost my job in a dream last night. It does not make for a very motivational wake up
I think now I understand why my anti-anxiety medication says I shouldn't consume alcohol while taking it. Brain soup
When I was a kid, one of the most magical moments was when the fireflies would start blinking and darting with little flits of lights floating around. Haven't seen a firefly in a long time.
Do we really need documentary shows about currently living shit bags who do horrible stuff just to make cash off of the atrocities these fuckwits commit? Do we need serial killer docs and a Sean Combs doc when the nasty shit they commit is current day news? Disgusting fucks making it and watching it
Ever have the urge to wake up, stare into the middle distance for 14 hours and then go to bed? Yeah, me neither...
Ya know, I figured not drinking for a long time would kinda reset my tolerance. Nope, guess it's these damn genes.
