Lord Falconis, Hunter of Woo 𓅃

Yeah but America's penis apparently.

I’ve often thought I am not smart enough to be a trial lawyer, or a husband, or a father.

I have never thought I am not smart enough to be a pundit.

And before you ask no it won't be my full name.

So I'm entertaining a name change. I already have an idea and when I change it I'll announce it on my discord.

Periodically someone calls me Lord Farquaad thinking they're being funny and unique and don't think I've heard it a million times before. 🙄

Normally I shrug it off but given recent political/world events I have a bad feeling I'm going to hear it a lot more.

I also hate this timeline for a related name reason.

I suppose I should just accept getting called Lord Farquaad now.

Maybe it's time for a change of name.

If this is true I may well just kill ads on my stream. It's not like I make much from them anyway.

I'm sorry, Twitch is doing WHAT now?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

As a paralegal, this error is the bane of my existence now.

I'm creating lore about Sar Falconrath, the proverbial town in my head much like other streamers have.

Wanted to have an Armenian pilot named after the sky, but unfortunately the word for sky is "երկինք" which is pronounced "yerkink,"

Sorry Captain Yerkinkyan, you're getting another name.

I feel really weird not being at Conscious Live Expo. I feel like I'm missing a bunch of people that I want to see.

Which is really weird given I hate most of them, lol.

Bondi could have stood on the desk screaming about Cthulhu and squirrels ruling peoples brains, and then take a massive shit on said desk in front of Congress in Feral mode, and MAGA would still think it was the greatest defense in the history of America.

The travesty of 2015 has been avenged!

An 11 year old wrong has finally been righted!
GO SEAHAWKS!!!!!!!!

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Hahaha love watching the Seahawks crush Patriots. 😂😂😂😈 #SuperBowlLX

Anyway here's hoping Temu Patriot USA has a wardrobe malfunction combined with all performers getting sudden explosive diarrhea

Gasp, whatever will the X trolls do?

Go Seahawks!

You know what they say about the butt connected to the toes someone steps on today right?

And for the secret

Dr. Oz video alleging fraud in Van Nuys prompts response from Armenian community A social media video posted by Dr. Mehmet Oz Wednesday is drawing backlash from the Armenian community and state officials. In the video, the Trump administration appointee appears to be targeting Arm...

Parenthetically, fuck Oprah Winfrey.

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How many can they afford?

A Turkish Citizen, who is also a high ranking US Government Official launching a racist attack on Armenians is really not something I saw coming.

On behalf of the Armenian community of Los Angeles I'd like to give a one-finger salute to Dr. Oz, and to Oprah Winfrey for bringing him to fame

I know. I kinda expected better of Flunk Trunk...even though I shouldn't.

i wAs jUsT fOlLoWiNg oRdErS

Apparently Frank Turek went MAGA. While I don't find this surprising I do find it shocking that he'd worship someone other than Jesus.

You suppose "I don't have enough faith to not be MAGA" is coming out soon?