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Absolutely Hammered

@ahpod

the phillies.

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EXPERIENCE PHILLIES BASEBALL

oil pastels on bristol ⚾️✌🏽🤧🎨
#ringthebell #phillies

inspired by “Face-Off” by Xue Jiye 🙏🏽

20.02.2026 23:08 👍 96 🔁 18 💬 3 📌 4
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05.02.2026 22:00 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
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The @ahpod.bsky.social thread is CRACKLING about our Phils!!

22.01.2026 13:39 👍 20 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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25.10.2025 23:16 👍 31 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

I hope the person that posted this and everyone in this admin drops dead in front of their families.

19.10.2025 05:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Donald Trump is a pedophile.

18.10.2025 23:07 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Phillies fans clamoring for Pete Alonso.

15.10.2025 16:10 👍 144 🔁 13 💬 9 📌 1
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14.10.2025 16:12 👍 43 🔁 1 💬 7 📌 2

Tomorrow we're recording a new @ahpod.bsky.social!

Hmm? We're totally fine, thanks. In fact, we're totally fine enough to solve YOUR Phillies problems.

Tell us your short or long term, made-up or real issues with the Phillies. We'll have you feeling better in no time. @franzkela.bsky.social

13.10.2025 19:05 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 2
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12.10.2025 04:04 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

maybe Jennifer Holland could crack a 2x4 over my skull

12.10.2025 00:18 👍 34 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 2
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10.10.2025 11:29 👍 84 🔁 8 💬 3 📌 4
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10.10.2025 01:53 👍 247 🔁 44 💬 10 📌 2
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get ready, everyone.

10.10.2025 01:34 👍 74 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 2
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10.10.2025 01:20 👍 93 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 6
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09.10.2025 23:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hey. I hate the phillies offense a lot.

09.10.2025 23:52 👍 81 🔁 4 💬 7 📌 0
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09.10.2025 13:33 👍 203 🔁 24 💬 16 📌 3
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09.10.2025 12:59 👍 57 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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09.10.2025 03:51 👍 166 🔁 20 💬 7 📌 3

Hopper: Pop quiz hotshot, down 1 at home with a runner on second and no outs...
WHAT DO YOU DO?

Topper: You play for the tie.

09.10.2025 00:18 👍 7 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0
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09.10.2025 00:03 👍 121 🔁 12 💬 5 📌 1

legit hate the phillies so fucking much. this core is the biggest bunch of fucking losers on the planet. every october they just shit their fucking pants. harper is washed. kyle is mentally playing somewhere else already. trea got his batting title and doesn't give a shit now. fuck off.

07.10.2025 02:47 👍 19 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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07.10.2025 01:25 👍 98 🔁 14 💬 3 📌 2
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I think I liked the rebuilding teams more.

07.10.2025 00:21 👍 114 🔁 11 💬 9 📌 1

a team full of fucking losers.

07.10.2025 00:00 👍 79 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 1
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06.10.2025 23:26 👍 127 🔁 14 💬 4 📌 6

I am not having fun.

06.10.2025 22:54 👍 87 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
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06.10.2025 20:25 👍 63 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

ty for this. you nailed that alt text.

05.10.2025 22:50 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0