BREAKING: Weβve agreed to agree on a previous agreement. #tariffs #comedy #political
BREAKING: Weβve agreed to agree on a previous agreement. #tariffs #comedy #political
Vibes report: chance of schadenfreude, rising through midnight, coup possible by morning, running low on popcorn.
#joniernst apologizes to future dead constituents. Jesus saves, Medicare doesnβt.πΊπΈ
Tulsi Gabbard calls Pete Hegseth on the secure line.
BREAKING: 100% tariffs announced on all foreign films. America closes final escape hatch for nuance, emotional depth, and anything that isnβt based on a toy.
Schadendreude.
Iβve picked up a new hobby: watching replays of Republican town halls. Highly recommend it. Thoroughly enjoyable.
13 tips. Youβre welcome.πΊπΈπΊπΈ
Such a tool. But I hope they do go back to work so we wonβt all be falling from the skies.π³
Exhausted from being shocked and horrified every. Single. Day. Where is our Arab Spring? Is it coming??
Trumpβs AI generated video of βTrump Gazaβ featuring golden statues, bearded belly dancers and shirtless old men on sunbeds: Finally, a Middle East peace plan everyone can agree on rejecting.
Happy Wednesday.π³ππΊπΈ
Whoβs running #DOGE??
Anyone else feeling the need for raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens about now?π³
This is a hostile takeover of the federal government by a private citizen of unlimited means with no restrictions and no transparency. Welcome to the Deep State www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...
Federal workers replace quiet quitting with aggressive excellence. EPA reportedly processing permits in record time.
Live from Capitol HillπΊπΈ
Youβre welcome.πΊπΈπΊπΈ
Last minute Xmas shopping in the US v UKπβ¨π₯πΊπΈπ¬π§
US v UK Christmas carolingππ
Woman solves drone mystery.
Americans v Brits Going Out Drinkingπ₯πΊπΈπ¬π§
Woman has chat with sonβs girlfriend.π€π¬π
Itβs been such a palava.π¬π§πΊπΈ
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Empty nester gets home from first rave.
Going to the doctor in the US v UKπΊπΈπ¬π§
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Goodbye X, hello Blue Sky!