Sometimes it sits with me and sets down its drink that an illusion would get up and leave without this furniture. We believe in each other we're comfortable, as long as I vacuum right through reality's slippers
On Wednesdays we wear the chains we forged in life.
Sometimes you want to lure your nemesis into the catacombs for a perfectly innocent reason. Everyone's so paranoid these days
Me and my twelve identical brothers are going to stand at different places around town and point at you from afar.
if you really love a piece of art you should be allowed to eat it
I’ve been thinking about items ever since I saw one
Words fail me. To be fair, I was pretty drunk & making quite a lot of noise down in the alley all those times they were to have been studying.
i love following up. i love checking in. circling back. any word. would love a status update. lmk. i do not have an anxiety disorder fyi
The last windbreaker I got was with Marlboro miles.
I would love to throw some fake fruit at you
People think it's sad when your dad goes out to get cigarettes and doesn't come home, but it's even sadder when he comes back empty-handed. Shop wouldn't sell him any. Said he's not cool enough to smoke. Said he could have only have a scented candle.
Doctor gave me some of the medicine that allows you to dissolve in the rain
it feels like my country is an assembly line for producing crimes against humanity which no one will ever punish, or even bother to pretend caring about, and it's making me crazy
Whole gang clumbering towards an unknown and ominous horizon
Hey @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social if you send more of my tax money to this, I will spend so much of my free time being in your ass about sending my tax money to bomb little girls trying to get an education. And I won't stop after they can your ass. You and Trump are no different if you do this.
[Exit Murderer.]
"we will meet again in another life when we are both cats" back uppercase text above graffitti artwork of a black cat silhouette on a pearl-white painted brick wall - artist unknown
this lives forever rent-free in my head
Spent all night moulding the perfect man out of dust particles and dead skin only for my giant oafish son to open all the windows at dawn and send him scattering to the winds 🙄
don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free
Every night, I sneak my giant mythical bird into a different neighbor’s house that it may rest & arise with the dawn to carry the sun back into the sky.
The snake is the eel of the land and the eel is the snake of the water. There are also water snakes, which are the land eels of the water. Sometimes eels go across land as well, which makes them the water snakes of the land (distinct from water snakes, which are land eels of the water, as mentioned)
I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times
I ate nothing but dented cans yesterday and I woke up healthier than ever. Never give up on your dreams
It's just a little town around you with the scientific definition of an aura, and if an actual ice cream parlor on a main street can't verify it then it's not inspiring your nostalgic emanating utopia anyhow
Joined a new group oscillating at high frequency in the park on weekends
Imagine all the cool, fast trains we could have with the billions we spend on bombs.
Eating for a full week by putting a small sandwich on the railroad tracks & letting the train squash it into an 8-ft hoagie
Me: It’s Friday
People on here: It’s Friday for me as well
Me: We agree
People: Yes for this whole day
It’s Friday. I don’t trust it.
