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Schrödinger's Trolley.
It is both stuck in the stack and has a token in it. This experiment is often seen in B&M trolley bays.

11.03.2026 08:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The troubles

11.03.2026 08:16 👍 222 🔁 69 💬 1 📌 0

Rhyl Window
#HitchcockWalesFilms

11.03.2026 08:36 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Two ginger cats on a bay window ledge.

Two ginger cats on a bay window ledge.

Double trouble from the Nudge and Alf this morning

11.03.2026 08:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm on Lidl crema beans this morning and can confirm it tastes like coffee. Just standard coffee. Like you'd get in an independent shop with their own bean hopper brewer.
No bitterness, no sweet aftertaste, no hints of dark chocolate melted over burnt wood. Just coffee.

11.03.2026 07:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Alfie is the same but the two who go out came in early last night because it was steaming it down. I'm glad he buries it well because his shit smells like the week after Armageddon

11.03.2026 07:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I read on the Post's (it will always be The Wigan Post) website that Peet said that Bevan had a good preseason and got himself in great shape and was looking at being in good form.
Don't panic, we've recalled another prop from loan and Harvey Makin is back to cover.

11.03.2026 07:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When it comes to litter trays, two of the cats are like competing early socialist movements.
Mr Fedora is a Leveller. He just drops and goes.
Alfie is a Digger. He'll tear up that wood and dig his way to bury that shit.

11.03.2026 07:02 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

@charlotte2153.bsky.social 🫂

11.03.2026 06:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I've heard of can't fight her way out of a paper bag but this is ridiculous (the stories are semi linked. She fell over after being in court after challenging a parking ticket).

11.03.2026 06:38 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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I'd say it's slop. Look at the shadows of the trees. They don't match.

11.03.2026 06:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a cartoon character in a blue hat is standing in a hole ALT: a cartoon character in a blue hat is standing in a hole

Wigan Athletic. Unfortunately.

10.03.2026 22:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

His last two years will be spent fighting impeachment after the Dems take both houses.

10.03.2026 21:59 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

Pasty but only because of the heartburn aftermath

10.03.2026 21:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What's the point of getting him only to stick in the reserves or out on loan? Get him in and get him tested. Or he'll end up at Huddersfield because they're down to just 16 fit players. It's the same every year for them. Something very wrong behind the scenes there.

10.03.2026 20:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Getting closer to the stupid benchmark I set last week.
🏋🏼‍♂️🚣🏼‍♂️🚲💪🏼

10.03.2026 20:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Farrimond for sure. Dayon Sambou needs a run of games now. I think he will be sensational on the end of Wigan's backline play.

10.03.2026 18:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Gwen Stefani, possibly singing Hollaback Girl

Gwen Stefani, possibly singing Hollaback Girl

So you’re saying… she’s not a Houellebecq Girl?

10.03.2026 15:07 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

This will be the third season on the spin where we won't see him properly fit until the backend of the season. According to Peet he isn't the best in training but let him off because of what he's capable of on the field.
It's unthinkable but I'd release him at the end of the season.

10.03.2026 17:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's always strange seeing someone you know who works in Lidl or any of the other supermarkets shopping in Tesco or Sainsbury's. Just bumped into the little eastern European lass from Lidl in Tesco. Obviously buying better quality baby stuff.

10.03.2026 16:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The 6Music trailer for Cillian Murphy's latest show: He says he'll play music that'll knock you around, over the top of a Nick Drake song.
As much as I love Drake, his music wouldn't knock the skin off a custard.

10.03.2026 15:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Eni Aluko wins Joey Barton libel case over posts on X Barton is told to pay the former England footballer more than £300k over two posts he made in 2024.

BBC News - Eni Aluko wins Joey Barton libel case over posts on X - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
First they came for Joey Barton…and I said nowt because he's a cunt.

10.03.2026 15:06 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

And a couple of years ago our coach said French isn't the best trainer but turns it on on the field when it matters. Yet our captain is in his 18th season without serious injuries sidelining him for months. This is because Liam is a dedicated professional and looks after himself.

10.03.2026 14:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Bevan French: Wigan Warriors full-back out for four months with hamstring tear Wigan Warriors full-back Bevan French will be out for around four months having torn his hamstring.

Wigan full-back French out with hamstring tear - www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-...
Every year this happens. It's unthinkable but we might have to cut our losses at the end of the year and let him go. In a salary cap sport you can't afford to keep losing a man for half a season. He's dead wages.

10.03.2026 14:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What's wrong with Blackpool?!
If you want gaudy and overpriced then head to the Fylde Coast.

10.03.2026 11:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pants down, face down, with a big bullseye painted on his sphincter

10.03.2026 11:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Or it might be shift and F3. Try both.

10.03.2026 11:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Alt + F3

10.03.2026 11:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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absolutely fuck off

10.03.2026 11:00 👍 110 🔁 17 💬 11 📌 2

Oh shit.
Although he always gets summer off with a “hamstring injury”

10.03.2026 11:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0