spncr

best time to start a new game dev project is midnight

if it has a question mark answer it NOW if it has no question mark but sounds like a question ponder it indefinitely

as a bi enby im kinda oxymoron huh

i saw a lot of birds today more birds than average i think that might be a valid quality of day metric

the inventor of cheese walks into a butter bar...

one sauce to rule them all it's red

oh cool yeah sauce is great but is it red?

i came here for the red sauce actually i don't need four cheeses

trans enby bi queer

what is it about a cat settling down comfily on ypu for snuggles that makes you instantly have to pee worse than ever before in your life

obvs god is above look at the fucking sky #pnw

“wood is hard, wool is soft” - tiia

the problem with cleaning is infinite

have you ever put a chair under a doorknob

is loop okay

portal fantasy welcome to my

but my masks are fucking weirdos too #unmasking

are all overpasses bridges

people love stickers

smoothies are like when you wanna eat a buncha weird shit but you don't wanna chew

autoplay is outta hand it is 0230 and you’re putting on cloud atlas

why are these apps so unhinged offerup just notified me that tupperware exists and i promise i have not engaged in any tupperware parties since my mom threw one in the 90s

today i was cranky is this unmasking oh no i was perceived as mean let me apologize and explain my existence

two cats alone in a new apartment all day and only knocked over a few things proud parent

the landlord will be inspecting me tomorrow can i please have my interest free loan returned in full

the problem with cleaning is infinite

cringe needs a bifurcation like ive been dorky neurodivergent cringe my whole life but yall using the same word for some billionaire villain loser behavior and i don’t wanna be in that club

famous last words is it still available?

how old were you when you became electric toothbrush

I keep seeing folks on the left frustratingly trying to reason with or play games of "gotcha" with conservatives who believe in bioessentialism, that gender is immutable

Their minds aren't going to be changed—the existence of trans people threatens their fascist ideology