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Yeah not sure how that works. The anxiety case “took” the ambulance? You’d think the EMTs would do a quick triage at the scene. “Sorry you’re feeling anxious but that guy’s got a hole in his back.”

13.03.2026 15:49 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I’ve wondered this too. Apparently he saved the whole world by starting this war so… bonus points

12.03.2026 22:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We’ll have to wait & see what the Board of Peace has to say about that.

12.03.2026 22:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It does look like Elmo is handing the kid the stick. “C’mon kid. Do it.”

12.03.2026 16:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Life comes at you fast. One day you’re getting tickled & the next some kid is bashing your head in

12.03.2026 16:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“What are these losers complaining about? My friends & I are doing great!”

12.03.2026 16:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“High oil prices are good and shut up because I saved the world.”

12.03.2026 16:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You *could* but only if you’re a complete idiot.

10.03.2026 13:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The next Board of Peace meeting is gonna be awkward

09.03.2026 16:19 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah it’s always the fault of some random staffer or intern

09.03.2026 11:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Fox News apologizes for showing old video of a hatless Donald Trump at a dignified transfer ceremony Fox News has apologized for airing old video of a hatless President Donald Trump at a dignified transfer ceremony as part of its coverage.

Just another honest mistake by an intern, no doubt!
apnews.com/article/base...

09.03.2026 11:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah, can’t wait for another of Kaine’s “oops my bad” interviews in a few months

09.03.2026 01:47 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pretty absurd to make everyone put their hands up like that. They were after one specific person!

07.03.2026 19:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

By bombing Iran? Get this idiot a map

07.03.2026 16:47 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Exactly this. It was already the most expensive Senate primary in history. Now they get to flush more GOP donor $$$ down the toilet beating each other up

04.03.2026 15:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a close up of a man wearing a stethoscope around his neck in a hospital room . ALT: a close up of a man wearing a stethoscope around his neck in a hospital room .
04.03.2026 15:23 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Marco is playing 4D chess. Space-time isn't linear in his dimension.

03.03.2026 23:46 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I support Team Blood Clot 🩸

03.03.2026 23:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm sure Turkey is gonna love this 😬

03.03.2026 23:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Clowns all the way down.

03.03.2026 15:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cue to Bibi claiming Iran was moments from a nuclear bomb for the past 30 years

03.03.2026 15:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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You'd think they would've learned after she made them look like idiots during the Benghazi hearings.

03.03.2026 15:16 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
Everyone Laughed at Javier Bardem’s Haircut #shorts #javierbardem #nocountryforoldmen
Everyone Laughed at Javier Bardem’s Haircut #shorts #javierbardem #nocountryforoldmen ✂️ Javier Bardem says his iconic and creepy haircut in No Country For Old Men was Tommy Lee Jones’ idea and how the Coen Brothers couldn’t stop laughing once they saw it 🎬Daily Content on Movies, Act...

I love that he actually got that pageboy haircut (not a wig!) and was too embarrassed to go out during the 3 months of filming
m.youtube.com/shorts/gEy_W...

03.03.2026 07:43 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Cartoon by Tommy Siegel

03.03.2026 00:15 👍 6727 🔁 1700 💬 87 📌 52
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The Icelandic Phallological Museum Explore the world's only genuine phallus museum in Reykjavik, Iceland.

Ha, it's right in the middle of downtown Reykjavik. Apparently the world's only one! www.phallus.is

02.03.2026 16:00 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Lindsey should crack open a history book & learn how the ayatollahs took over Iran in the first place

01.03.2026 17:58 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1

That's what she called all of us when we said MAGA was a fascist movement.

28.02.2026 15:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don't worry, the Justice Dept is looking into whether the Justice Dept has done anything wrong.

27.02.2026 11:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hillary Clinton has zero "ties" to Epstein or Ghislaine, unlike our current First Lady.

26.02.2026 19:07 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Someone get this idiot a history book. US support of the corrupt Shah led to the Islamic Revolution.

26.02.2026 15:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0