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I'm the guy from the 'being alive is a fucking nightmare' video, AMA

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Maybe the citizenry of a society that can incinerate a few hundred schoolgirls without consequence shouldn't be able to afford to drive anywhere.

11.03.2026 11:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't support Bernie Goetz for his gunning down of black teenagers HOWEVER, his later stance as anti-circumcision activist means that, unfortunately, he will be allowed into heaven ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”

11.03.2026 09:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy MAR10 day to all those who celebrate

10.03.2026 20:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Clown is difficult guy

Clown is difficult guy

Difficult but possible

10.03.2026 20:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Possible.....but difficult

10.03.2026 20:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How's about instead of a peak era monica belluci, we have some TV show level CGI gargoyles?

10.03.2026 20:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Woke Iran forcing hard working petrol enjoyers to adopt green energy.

10.03.2026 19:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please kill me sword lady, please end it now I've suffered enough.

10.03.2026 08:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy Christmas (The war is very complete, pretty much)

09.03.2026 20:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Some dumbass who doesn't get it.

Some dumbass who doesn't get it.

We need to prevent men from having opinions

09.03.2026 15:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Simpsons season 39, lookmaxxing episode.

09.03.2026 14:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
09.03.2026 13:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Saying 'pussy' and 'retard' into my petrol tank as I set out on my morning commute.

09.03.2026 13:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly the only time an adult should be allowed to wear a baseball cap is at an American soldiers funeral or whatever.

Giant lollypop-ass headwear.

09.03.2026 11:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh god David Bowie's kid is a fuckin NAFO loser.

09.03.2026 03:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's so embarrassing. Oooh this is the noise white people make when we are angry ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฅบ

09.03.2026 02:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

America foreclosing on the future of the species so their toddler population can continue to drive their air-conditioned armchairs to buy things called 'sizzlies' from a 'wawa'.

08.03.2026 14:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well deserved shout-out man, wall to wall bangers. Can't wait to see what else in in the pipeline.

08.03.2026 11:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My man @alphachromeyayo.com getting his shout out at the climax of promise mascot agency is essentially the only decent thing that has happened in weeks.

Soundtrack is stacked with absolute bangers btw, dude has the sauce.

08.03.2026 11:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Liberal need to be studied.
Preferably by vivisectionists.

07.03.2026 17:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Netflix's new film 'war machine' asks 'what if some Americans found themselves at the sort of technological disadvantage everyone they have ever fought has'

3 stars for all the jar heads being turned into pink mist

โญโญโญ

07.03.2026 15:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sam not beating the 'we should nuke the Arabs....for peace!' allegations.

Even as a edgy 2000's new atheist nerd this guy always seemed a weird freak.

06.03.2026 21:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

True lies is basically just avatar but from the bad guys perspective

06.03.2026 16:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Since the 2008 crash entire industries sprung up to try and defy the very real gravity of a tanking fake-ass economy (fin YouTube etc)

What does a crash look like when there is an entire industry gassing up a credulous population of simpletons happy to pour money into worthless dog shit?

06.03.2026 14:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please don't let me know what mark hamill has to say when he sees this Reddit ass bait thank you.

๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™

06.03.2026 11:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yeah, well I showed pictures of my cock and balls to an AI version of Yukio Mishima and he said he wanted to kill himself again.

05.03.2026 15:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I lived on a diet of only Guinness for a week, no food, no water no fuck all, made a documentary about it that we couldn't get distribution for because of 'all the crimes' commited on camera during it.

05.03.2026 14:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There'll be 14 when my ass is done.

05.03.2026 13:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would a nazi be seen in a tower overlooking a camp full of Jewish people?

Think people!

05.03.2026 13:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One fifth of zoomers diagnosed with having 'clay dicks'

05.03.2026 10:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0