SaraKateW

CELLMATE: what are you in for

ME: [first day in jail] hump-plumping injectables

ya ever hear a combination of words and just know it will never leave you

hump-plumping injectables

85% of the television I am exposed to is happening because I don't change the channel when Jeopardy! is over.

American Idol, which seems to still be on the air, is on behind me while I blog and these singers are making some of the worst choices possible.

a cousin, no doubt

I saved a closeup in my phone for reacts

this would be great if it happened today, it would turn my whole day around

Most days now I wake up, scroll a few minutes, and literally pray for a real person’s ignominious public death. This feels ~awful~ in my heart when I think about it too hard, but at least it’s sincere.

There are monsters now.

I suppose in this particular case it’s funded by the random “apple has charged your card 7.99” monthly fee you can never pin down.

I wish I understood how streaming TV works in accounting. I love Monarch, it’s so fun, it must be SO expensive, and no one I know watches it.

I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

i can go into a Marshall’s for whatever reason I like, but I WILL be leaving with a snack and a body wash.

The Italian hard candies that are just little orange balls.

Yes i do want and enormous bottle of infused olive oil, and also marinara, and also dark chocolate salted caramels, and also coffee syrup, and also stuffed olives, and also peach rings.

For temptation to debauchery, no bar, brothel, or trap house can compare with the clearance aisle for food and snacks at a Marshal’s.

I am very late on this update, but you better believe we were wearing a festive vest and handing out Mardi Gras beads this month.

I typed the wrong name for this song sparrow in the alt text. I want to seppuku.

Oh, this is so sweet! Thank you!

The man makes a great point.

a white-throated sparrow looking dead at the camera. A round bird with neat brown streaks on a buffy body.

what are YOU looking at 🪶

Guy Ritchie likes exactly the same kind of long-sleeved cotton shirts on men that I like.

I mean, it’s 20 movies! I’ve seen none!

What is Robert Redford’s best movie 2000-2025?

I would like to go back in time and kick my own ass if I leave the house without folding the laundry and putting these clothes away.

mortifying

My instagram algorithm is absolutely humiliating.

Yes. All very normal! I'm ready for that 80 degrees, though

i cannot believe it's fucking snowing