Dougless

You had me at Lion and Witch, lost me at Wardrobe. No thanks sounds boring.

These are the files they've deemed "tame enough" to release!!

re The Epstein Files: See this is why I never email anybody, leave my apartment, or interact with anyone.

I took it as everything in America is for sale at low low prices. We gotta move this inventory!

"You gonna murder someone else? You can't kill us all, Nazis."

Every single ICE agent is a huge pussy and a traitor, and they know it, otherwise they wouldn't wear masks. The country won't recover until all of them are put on trial for their attack on democracy.

Have already done a brief run through photos/videos from Chicago to see if we happen to spot the agent who killed someone in Minneapolis today. Don't think we recognize him in any footage, but there's more to comb through.

If you believe you recognize him, our Signal is unraveled.66.

I didn't say "I want some alone time." What I said was, "I want Sam Malone time." I wanna watch some motherfuckin Cheers.

I wish we had a working healthcare system in this country so I could at least make it to the climate apocalypse.

like watching a concert pianist play the flight of the bumblebee. Nobody says they're not gonna do shit quite like chuck schumer. watch the master at work:

Seeing more and more toupee eagles roaming the skies.

barely a metaphor lmao

Wait, Dick Cheney wasn't 84 twenty-five years ago?

Watching the new Harlan Coben show, I really hope this present day tragedy unlocks the mystery of the past.

The rich need to band together and pay a candidate a small fortune to beat a guy who would raise their taxes less than the amount they paid to beat the guy. They’re taxing themselves.

It’s legal to go through a red light while in reverse. I’m surprised more people don’t know this.

The Daredevil theme is very similar to the Westworld theme. That is all.

Look, folks, this is it. The entire ballgame. Either we're a Republic of laws & the Constitution, or we have a dictator. This is fascism, & the impeachment vote should be happening today. Every single university president in the country should be out, in front of microphones, condemning this.

Neville Chamberlain ass Democratic Party

There’s a new math thriller on Apple TV called Prime Target. I love me some dangerous, deceitful numbers and shit.

None of these plane crashes would be happening if Robert Loggia was still alive.

Props to the SNL audience coordinator for seating Al Sharpton next to Rob Schneider.

Did McConnell fall down the stairs before or after hearing about the Warriors/Butler trade?

Dennis Schroder has now played for every NBA team twice. A new record.

I think Trump is going after Canada so hard so that there can be two clear sides in the coming civil war. I choose team Canada.

There's a new commercial for people who have a bend in their cock. It's called Peyronie's Disease and it's fuckin serious you guys. Get your cock straight!

The progressive wing of the Democratic Party needs to break away and present their vision of America. Make the centrist democrats declare their love of private health insurance and unlimited military spending.

You think The Night Agent knows the Night Manager?

Deport me! I think my family came here illegally from Ireland about 300 years ago. Get me out of here! Send me to one of those 3rd world countries with free healthcare.