in retrospect most of the country is a vampire squid relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money
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in retrospect most of the country is a vampire squid relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money
A mug depicting KC Green's This Is Fine dog comic, but tragically faded
I've had my This Is Fine mug so long that the dog has become a ghost and all that remain are flames
they should have an escalator that leads you straight into the sea
Thinking about becoming unknowable
excited to hear tech companies will now be allowed to build their own power plants for their data centers. i am sure the makers of "the app that tells kids to kill themselves" will responsibly operate coal plants
end the witch hunt
The most recent Epstein cancellation was a few hours ago of the influential medical doctor Peter Attia
While many might view the behavior and comments of those individuals as ugly, nothing has yet emerged to suggest they did anything sufficiently wrong or criminal to merit losing their jobs. There is no clear evidence to conclude that any of them were complicit in Epstein’s crimes.
Get in loser, we're doing the cancel culture panic again
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Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
Did you see scientists crossed DNA of a cheetah with a crab? It went sideways real fast.
He's a total shitweasel
the bushes were people 😂
Still looking for the cure. 🥺
Yesssss
Over the last couple of weeks the following things have broken:
Car, computer, printer, air purifier, orb lamp, approx 8 glass dishes (shelf fell), anyway it's getting silly by which I mean maddening which is cool because it was already like that so why not more or something anyway abolish ICE ✨️
Reminder that, in recent days, children have rallied and protested for their freedom inside an ICE detention center where water has been described as "putrid" and meals reportedly contain “bugs,” dirt, and debris. This is where the kidnapped 5-year-old Liam Ramos is being held.
my expectation of democratic senators is that they find 1/10th of the bravery of your average 70 year old lutheran lady following ICE around mpls in her subaru crosstrek
The @usdot.bsky.social, which oversees the safety of airplanes, cars and pipelines, plans to use Google Gemini to draft new regulations. “We don’t need the perfect rule,” said DOT’s top lawyer. “We want good enough.”
remember when the Republicans attempted to repeal Obamacare 70 times while Obama was still in office? how they kept introducing votes that they knew couldn't pass just to frustrate their opponents? bringing this up for no reason
@juliedicaro.bsky.social seems an important reminder on today's Far Side Calendar
I said this last time but their real position is “if you disagree with us we can kill you.”
REMINDER:
DO NOT SAY THINGS IN A PUBLIC FORUM THAT WOULD SINK YOUR DEFENSE IN A CRIMINAL TRIAL.
DO NOT PLAN OR PLOT TO COMMIT VIOLENCE AGAINST THE STATE ON HERE.
DO NOT TALK HERE OR ANYWHERE ELSE TO PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT POSSIBLY ILLEGAL ACTIVITY YOU MAY OR MAY NOT BE CONTEMPLATING.
It's annoying that we already had so many existing problems to solve before these assholes created a bunch of new ones for no reason
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i don’t actually expect every elected official to be willing to do what is necessary at this point in history, but if they won’t, i do expect them to step aside for someone who will
This is terrible news for artists
Every time I see one of these stories I become even more radically progressive in my severe hatred of the New York Times
i don’t think it’s appropriate that old people are my age
i like how abolishing ICE is seen by dems as extreme. like, a world without murderous cops is such a fanciful concept.
@iwriteok.bsky.social on Behind the Bastards pod did a great series on him a while back. How the Dilbert Guy Lost His Mind
