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Tuesday Toughie's Mar. 10th Special A clear day. A grassy plain. The muscular boat-jawed eczema pink Tuesday Toughie turns his head. Behind him is a smaller man dressed in red clothes, white gloves and blue overalls. "Hey STUD," says this smaller man. He's got a big mustache too, and a cap with the letter "m" on it. "It's-a..." the man continues. Zoom in on the man's face. He has small angry eyes. "...me." he says. "Leave me alone, Chris Pratt," says Tuesday Toughie.

Monday-Man Jr. Takes to the Skies A winged green man flies above some city skyscrapers. "Ha Ha" he crows, as stout little Monday-Man Jr. holds on for dear life to a cord tied around the green man's ankle. "You'll never defeat ME, Monday-Man Jr.," says the green man. "Shut up, SCUM. I've got to keep my promise," says Monday Man Jr. We cut back to Yesterday... Monday-Man Jr. stands in front of a group of cheering women. He says "To commemorate International Women's Day, I'm gonna beat up a MAN."

The Sunday Simpletons™ #345 Panel 1: The walls are pink. A man resembling N*d Fl*nders (can't say certain names outright due to the webtoon copyright crackdowns) is standing in front of a spiky yellow tree stump of a boy. The man says "Wowee" Panel 2: "Daylight savings," says the man. Panel 3: He then says "It's a good thing we don't have jobs." Panel 4: The spiky stump boy says "Don't have a cow, man."

The Sunday Simpletons™ #345 Panel 1: The walls are pink. A man resembling N*d Fl*nders (can't say certain names outright due to the webtoon copyright crackdowns) is standing in front of a spiky yellow tree stump of a boy. The man says "Wowee" Panel 2: "Daylight savings," says the man. Panel 3: He then says "It's a good thing we don't have jobs." Panel 4: The spiky stump boy says "Don't have a cow, man."

Saturday Stories for Kids - Green Lantern Comix The Hal Jordan Green Lantern (the brunette white one that doesn't have the bowl cut) is making a light projection of a balloon animal with his ring. He says, "Look it's a dog!" Then he says, "Now it's a giraffe!" The child in front of him says "I wanted ACTUAL balloon animals." "Don't make me vaporize you," replies the superhero.

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Thursdayton in Clown College A tall man and the short but powerful Thursdayton are posing, dressed as clowns. The tall man says "Thursdayton, what are you going to do once we graduate from the program? "I'm applying for a job at Cirque du Soleil™" says Thursdayton. Later, in Canada: We see the Cirque du Soleil headquarters building. A voice rings out from the top floor, saying "This Thurs-day-ton is too talented to work for our company. Throw his resume into the trash."

Wilbur Wednesday Shares More Magic Beverage Panel 1: Wilbur Wednesday, America's favorite leprechaun, looms over a familiar looking chubby orange cat. Wilbur says, "What if we took this typical housecat..." Panel 2: "...and gave him some of my magic beverage?" Panel 3: A cloud of magic energy erupts with a WOOF! Panel 4: The cloud has cleared, revealing that the cat (who was garfield, by the way) has now taken on a new intimidating form with giant red-irised eyes.

Tuesday Toughie BARES IT ALL Panel One: We see Tuesday Toughie, muscular, rash pink all-over, wearing nothing but his iconic dark gray cap. That's right, he's nude this time. Though we're only seeing him from the shoulders up. Panel two: "Being handsome is hard," he says. Panel three: "People just look at your handsomeness for free without giving anything in return." Panel four: "It almost makes you wish you were ugly."

Monday Man Jr. - BACK from the WEEKEND Panel One: Monday Man Jr., a reddish cherub of sorts, is digging his way up from beneath the fertile soil. Panel Two: His head pops up above ground. Panel Three: A wise elder asks: "Well?" Panel Four: "Six more weeks of winter," says Monday Man Jr.

The Sunday Simpletons™ #344 Panel 1: The walls are pink. A man resembling N*d Fl*nders (can't say certain names outright due to the webtoon copyright crackdowns) says "Guess what? They made a tv show based on MY life." He says this to a spiky yellow tree stump of a boy. Panel 2: "It's called DTF ST. LOUIS," continues the man. Panel 3: "And it's airing TONIGHT." Panel 4: The spiky stump boy says "Don't have a cow, man."

The Sunday Simpletons™ #344 Panel 1: The walls are pink. A man resembling N*d Fl*nders (can't say certain names outright due to the webtoon copyright crackdowns) says "Guess what? They made a tv show based on MY life." He says this to a spiky yellow tree stump of a boy. Panel 2: "It's called DTF ST. LOUIS," continues the man. Panel 3: "And it's airing TONIGHT." Panel 4: The spiky stump boy says "Don't have a cow, man."

Saturday Stories for Kids! - Smiling Pals Comix "FINALLY!" says Morty from Rick and Morty. "The wretched Smiling Friends™ are DEAD! Now their budget can be RIGHTFULLY added back to OURS." Later, at Adult Swim headquarters... David Ellison sits at the CEO desk. Morty stands before him, full of incredulous anger. "YOU GAVE ALL THE MONEY TO MAX LANDIS?" says Morty.

Friday Night Frannie's Friday Night Therapy Session "Doc," says Friday Night Frannie. "My life's gone to pieces. I spend 20 hours a day online and instead of watching videos or playing games, I've become obsessed with an insular clique of anime snobs." Cut to a screenshot of a website discussion. Smug Quattro @sluttygundam says: "Danganronpa is the CalArts of vns" JoJoJo @watashiwajojo says: "I liked you better when you failing at being a vtuber" Back in the therapist's office, Friday Night Frannie continues talking. "The worst part is, I don't even like anime. I'm just fascinated by how bitter they all are." The therapist speaks up. "Is your insurance going to be able to cover this session?" "Would that it were so simple, Doc," says Friday Night Frannie.

Thursdayton & Son A baby is crying. "WAAAHH" Thursdayton watches the baby. "God, it's so loud," he thinks. "And it smells so BAD," he thinks. His final thought for now: "The tax benefits better be worth it."

Magic Beverage Wilbur Wednesday "Time to drink my MAGIC BEVERAGE" says fluffy and possibly nude little leprechaun Wilbur Wednesday, tipping a cup of brown liquid into his toothless mouth. We then see him dancing with some mostly nude others. Then we see him snorting Powdered Magic Beverage™. Then he barfs real bad

Tuesday Toughie's BATTLE FOR THE AGES KING KONG is SCREAMING GODZILLA is LAZER SCREAMING They're at a TOWN HALL MEETING Tuesday Toughie watches this on the TV and he's SEETHING "I could take them," he says.

Monday-Man Jr.'s Rad Rap Battle Music is pumping. A crowd watches from the distance. Monday Man Jr. says "Uh. It's like, yeah. Uh. You go k'yeah" His opponent says "Your rhymes... make no sense. Your rhymes... are nonsense." Monday Man Jr. takes a moment to reflect. His knees are strong, his palms are firm. "No they aren't," he fires back.

The Sunday Simpletons Episode 343 (Sorry about the first 342 episodes. And I don't just mean the lack of descriptive text until now.) Panel 1: The walls are pink. A man resembling N*d Fl*nders (can't say certain names outright due to the webtoon copyright crackdowns) says "Paper on my mind." He says this to a spiky yellow tree stump of a boy. Panel 2: Close up on the man. He says "Paper down the line." Panel 3: Back to the man and the spiky stump boy. The man says "Paper my behind." Panel 4: The spiky stump boy says "Don't have a cow, man."

The Sunday Simpletons Episode 343 (Sorry about the first 342 episodes. And I don't just mean the lack of descriptive text until now.) Panel 1: The walls are pink. A man resembling N*d Fl*nders (can't say certain names outright due to the webtoon copyright crackdowns) says "Paper on my mind." He says this to a spiky yellow tree stump of a boy. Panel 2: Close up on the man. He says "Paper down the line." Panel 3: Back to the man and the spiky stump boy. The man says "Paper my behind." Panel 4: The spiky stump boy says "Don't have a cow, man."

Saturday Stories for Kids! - Monsters Inc.™ Comix We see the iconic round little cyclops imp Mike Wazowski, looking stern and contemplative. Sully, Mike's big furry friend, says: "Mike, they're making a new Toy Story." "I hope it's about iPads" says Mike.

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Thursdayton versus The Wizard. In this three-panel thrilling encounter, we first see a wizard pointing his oddly gumdrop-esque magic scepter at a battered Thursdayton. The wizard says "Listen up, DEMON." Then he says "DELETE those MEAN comments you left on my YouTube video." Thursdayton, defiant, with a face full of scars and mouth full of blood, proclaims: "NEVER"

The MAGIC of WILBUR WEDNESDAY's MAGIC BEVERAGE An old man with puffy squinting eyelids says: "MY EYES HURT." POOF, Wilbur Wednesday, a fluffy friendly lil' leprechaun who may or may not be nude, appears with a mug in his hand. Wilbur says "How about some MAGIC BEVERAGE to heal you up?" The old man takes the mug, and says "ok." The liquid from the mug pours into his eyes as he screams

Tuesday Toughie's Lunar New Year (happy lunar new year folks) First panel: Tuesday Toughie, a brawny man with eczema pink skin, a tight dark shirt, a beret-esque baseball cap, and a prestigious boat-shaped jaw, proclaims that "This Tuesday, I'm doing my Toughest act yet:" Second panel: "Drawing a horse 'cause it's now the Year of the Horse." Third Panel: Tuesday Toughie's hands are built like sausages of action. They hover over a blank page with a large pencil, awaiting artistic inspiration. Fourth Panel: A horse head that totally wasn't me trying to draw bojack horseman

Monday-Man Jr.'s Digital Presidents' Day We open on Abraham Lincoln and George Washington. Lincoln says "Lincoln." Washington says "Washington." Then, in the next panel, it's revealed that they're in a video on the illicit website President Hub titled "HOT NUDE PRESIDENTS say their names out loud." For the last and largest panel, we see little smiling red Monday-Man Jr. watching the video on a laptop. Monday-Man Jr. says "I'm so glad I submitted my birth certificate online to see this."