Hannah

That's quite subjective

1. Shit feet
2. No attempt to exercise feet to improve situation, just avoiding the issue by remaining airborne
3. Getting airborne very soon after reproducing, leaving children to just fucking deal with it I guess

Psychopathy test indicating I am "normal" and "less psychotic than average" booooo

Anyway I did this psychopathy test and it said I'm boring

Thinking of starting a fight by suggesting swifts are shit

The whole tweet or

Like... this building is probably 25m away

Like... do you think you are invisible because you are high up because can I just shock you, I am high up too

A woman on the floor above him just did the same thing. I am sitting right here in the window. I am completely visible to these people.

She's now wearing A HIJAB AND NO TROUSERS

Is this good

My little cat would not be able tk gl out unsupervised because I live on the 10th floor. So I am a bit concerned about the cat plummeting off the balcony.

Haha yes I was just snarking about men I did not mean any of this in all seriousness

Is it my sign to get a little cat now I have a home

Yay!

Sorry, you want me to celebrate desiring men? Phoebe.

Oh yes total lunatic. I will peruse that later.

Isn't Gretchen the one who wrote a book fantasising about JK Rowling's death and then started a weird campaign of harassing Jesse Singal fantasising about him masturbating to trans women

This is a rhetorical question I do know the answer

In fairness my PE teacher never managed to get me to do anything at all

It's not his fault I do need forcing to do stuff but fucking hell it was 7am

The PT session was because I turned up for a class and the guy was like "you're the only one we'll just do something else" and after a time doing circuits put me on a treadmill with the incline as high as it would go and kept increasing the speed until I retched

I have done two amounts of exercise today (a PT session I did not book and was utterly unprepared for and a 25 minute youtube pilates thing) and I feel dreadful so unfortunately that does confirm exercise is bad for you and makes you feel bad

The actual lol of holding up a SWP banner at a march against sexism

Ready to be irritated by a wolf whistle when I realised it was significantly more likely to be for the mid-20s woman freezing her tits off with bare legs in a denim mini dress and knee boots than me, a 40 year old woman in a 3 sizes too big corduroy duffel coat, jeans and no makeup

I want to go on the boat tho

Did you just delete 9 words

Just had look to see if I can be a lifeboat volunteer and they want "physically fit" and "good eyesight"? Wow

I think even people i strongly dislike i can usually be like "well they are (one good thing) but sadly (8 bad things). But yes people with no merit at all are surprisingly common

Few things are without *any* merit (i can name maybe 4 people)

Becca I cannot be prevented from hating and I thought you understood this

Pair of freaks

Feel like I'd be an absolutely insufferable parent cos I've got a sewing machine and a weird fixation on making really elaborate crafts