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Gadfly vibes, now with less shit-posting. race car junkie, melodramatic crazy fool. If you can't leave your mark, leave a dent.

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I did not.

27.02.2025 03:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, now I remember Daytona and Talladega races=pointless bloodsport for sizzle reels.

17.02.2025 02:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

aaaaΓ aaaaaand I already jinxed it so I have to find something else....

19.01.2025 01:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't even know that my Washington Pooh Bears would be playing the Lions tonight.

My sherbet tastes somehow sweeter.

19.01.2025 01:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus, Mary and Joseph walk into a barn......

Stop me if you've heard this before

25.12.2024 19:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have been asked to refrain from posting the nuns joke had to find a replacement........

25.12.2024 19:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Gather round the fire, its story time....

25.12.2024 13:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd like to RSVP for myself and my cardiologist's family in advance.

13.12.2024 04:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The ladies love the smell of the #17 Ford

04.12.2024 04:22 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
My chonky fat cat sprawled out on a bed.

My chonky fat cat sprawled out on a bed.

"Draw me like one of your French cats"

04.12.2024 05:02 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does it suck less here?

02.12.2024 02:14 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0