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Large box in a mail room. I think it might contain a bicycle.

Lorge box alert.

Nm I had accidentally tapped the alt text off.

Wait is this Saddam or Nutty Putty?

Look i was just really excited okay

(But really I have been looking forwards to getting this bike so much I am not shutting up about it

What's the Canadian hour exchange rate to real hours

Oh, I like the looks of that mac. Also, sausage always an underrated BBQ place option if the place does them right.

Per FedEx, bike day may have come early

Brains broken

Is batboy flipping a grunt

Was essentially typing this out as you posted it.

Again, love bagels, but they're very difficult to get a proper sandwich sandwich going.

Unless you're counting lox, cream cheese, capers, and onions as an open-faced sandwich then bagel is right up there with a proper pork roll.

You absolutely should, and I am glad to hear you are doing better.

1. English muffin
1a. Hard roll (specifically for a pork roll)
2. Tortilla
3. Biscuit (only because they are too crumbly)
4. Regular bread
5. I guess croissant. I don't do croissant sandwiches

883. Bagels, which are usually not good as a sandwich delivery vehicle as much as I enjoy bagels alone.

Oh yeah I figured. And I mean we all joke, but we all know we're nerds anyways

I had a lot this year because there were three conferences I went to? And our office r3gularly does some decent in-service classes on evidence.

No secret I like classes, plus it's butt out of office time.

A clipped screenshot of my 2025 CLE hours showing 47 total for 2025. Until the regs change soon, you need 12 a year.

Come by it honest!

I actually prefer them too.

Did we just figure out that Guitar George's daytime job is blockade running through the Hormuz?

I missed run the dang meatball dammit

We know they ain't gonna run the dang hoagie if it's Bobo

Or, hear me out, one VERY crazy straw

We have one of those assholes running for governor here, and my conspiracy take is he's being adtroturfed to make Burt Jones seem moderate.

Ironically, the judge in dismossing this case DID cote a hot coffee case, but not the Stella Liebeck case that everyone thinks of.

Reading the article, there was also a suit he filed because he couldn't connect to a public wifi without a domestic telephone number.

Leaning towards full if shit on this one.

They're good oils, bront

Did anyone try to arrest him? Because they can't do that. He's the Cake Boss.

We regularly get [insert name] no longer works here; please do not share any files with them.

Like obvious signals like headphones in or a shrug/the like when you say hello, of course i'll leave alone. But I've met interesting folks just saying hi at a bar or in passing. Hell, I even briefly dated someone i met on the train while I was in school. It's nice to meet people.

One of my favorite niche subreddits that make the site's common BS worth it.

Is Bill and Ted too self-promoting coming from me?