Please do. Live skeet it for us?
13.03.2026 00:38
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Please do. Live skeet it for us?
Doing math at work. I went into liberal arts to avoid this bs.
I’ve been trying to explain community trauma bonding to my out-of-state family for a few years now. It’s real, and no, I will not be leaving for the alligator infested waters of your people.
Yes, but where do I sign up for this service?
Mick
I love this
This is great. You should.
This is inappropriate content. My goodness.
Arguably, you need this more at 38 than you did at 3 or 8. I say this as a 45 yo woman just letting my eyes rest for a minute.
Did you just invent a crossover walking taco but with ramen? Lemme get in on the ground floor of this.
Mmmm…my people and their walking tacos. 😘
Prison as in you’d go to prison for the right to have a walking talking taco of this caliber?
Me too! Always have been, always will be happy to litigate the finer points of what are arguably arbitrary and capricious rules that are clearly unpromulgated. Lfg, parental units and/or counsel.
Would
You guys are cracking me up
the energy I bring to your social gathering
@mickeyuss.bsky.social Per our discussion moments ago…
Sorry, that’s my husband.
Happy birthday! It’s mine too. I hope you find time for self-care while caring for others.
Just be clear, I posted this at 4:45am.
I am, and have been for the last hour, in a very involved conversation with my 4yo about the possibility of a Pokémon, Minecraft, Fortnite mash-up universe centered around jigglypuff’s evolution into an enderdragon. I don’t know what’s happening here.
Totally! We are in possession of $50 worth of M&Ms from MOA. And a very happy 4 and 7yo. No regrets.
I am terrible. Fuck Rumsfeld, but also he was a brilliant bureaucratic tactician. That framework was one of many really good Rumsfeld short-cuts to navigating risk and making decisions in government. I hate myself.
Yes, this is out of hand. Love it.
Someone actually walked away mid-conversation. I get it, but no.
That sounds terrible. I hope you find a solution just short of amputation, etc.
I very much was at a professional event having this experience recently.
If I’m reading this right, as someone who suffers migraines and looks longingly at a grapefruit spoon as a solution, I see you.
Thank you! I am an elder and do not know fun and cool things.
