HinxStinx (You can call me Bill)

I feel like toilet paper advertisements should be talking about nooks and crannies.

I don't condone it in any way. But, I'm not surprised.

Congrats!

So it recently occurred to me that when they refer to the Big Beautiful Bill that they might not be talking about me?

Man do I love our governor.

Tariffs on movies? Donold is a fucking idiot.

My annual attempt to get a birthday wish from @markhamillofficial.bsky.social. On my birthday. May 4th. When I was born. Before Star Wars was a thing.

Riding in the tailgate of a station wagon driving to Florida.

Killer. I have a pressing from 1978.

So we all know that RJK Jr. is an asshole, right

Amen.

I was there for Veruca Salt.

Just hoping to make my daughter proud at this point. Not obeying in advance.

Love this.

I haven't been around much. Started a new job this week. Hope you aren't obeying in advance.

She'd love to love me?

We need an uprising.

Now that we have a new gulf name, can we discuss egg prices?

We are living in the dumbest timeline.

@cnn.com is trash.

So here we are.

You can't spell felon without Elon.

Gulf Of Dez (Nuts).

An oldie, but a goodie.

Thanks for the update that I didn't want or need.

Did somebody win the Superbowl yet? Asking for a friend.

I'm glad that I missed it.

Why does Mylie Cyrus sound like she smokes 2 pack a day? On top of it she's just vapid.

Tell me the lie.