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Listening to Steely Dan - Dirty Work in my new over the ear headphones.

Sunday Scaries? I don't know her.

ACCURATE

@courier429.bsky.social I'm in a little ma and pa hardware store and it smells so good in here. Should I buy pants?

I mean...the price is right

Congratulations it's my earliest listening to covers of Fairytale of New York ever.

Just some deeply sober person shit over here

(proof of life)

PROBABLY

Hey friend! Big life things happening over here 😁 hope you're well!

I've been doing 5 day cycles without using my phone (it's incredible) which means when I have it on the weekend I'm completely comfortable texting one person from a group chat asking for a summary of everything I missed in the chat, instead of reading it all.

This is the way

Talking to my niece on the phone yesterday she told me "nothing interesting happens the first two weeks of grade 9" and boy was she surprised when I told her for me it was 9/11

Proof of life

Photo of a tub of Saputo bocconcini with 50% off sticker on it

This is how we do it

ACCURATE

Graph of "bleed time" for blood donation

Stats are up been absolutely crushing the 5min bleed times

Look if you're not here to race the bleed time and be thanked for being a universal donor, what's the point?

giving blood

Guy beside me "I worked out really hard this morning, it was probably a bad idea"

Me: no that's great it will make your bleed time faster!

GBM: *SILENCE*

Yes

Screenshot of Very 90s umbro bucket hat in teal for $9.99 on svpsports.ca

Tempted.

He knows what he's doing.

Was in a bikini for a few hours (several rounds of sunscreen) and falsely assumed that my bucket hat would provide enough shade for my chest.

I look like I've been branded with the bat signal.

"see ya at the window eh"

My hoser bud at the Tim's drive through is enjoying his Monday

I hope the man I was driving next to 45 minutes ago knows it was Night Moves that I was first pumping to

Getting a pedi and I just looked over at the stopped clock on the wall, that's at the right time of day

An attempt was made.

I washed my hands, arms and watch as quickly as I could (hours later)

I have never had poison ivy. Considering my job and activities and childhood I have assumed I am immune to it.

Today I found myself way deep in it before I realized what was happening.

THE CLOCK IS TICKING

Was driving home and the radio was playing Band On The Run and the sky opened up with a biblical level of rain AT THE EXACT RIGHT MOMENT. cathartic.

Also I do a mean Paul McCartney

GOOD LORD

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Just saw a handle that ended in 2005 and they said something about being 20 years old

I know the math maths but