MAYHEM
MAYHEM
FUCK
please, i beg of you, ignore my creased tshirt
it me
Can we take this offline and circle back for a quick synch by EOD?
Hand me my gilet
Unfortunately I have to report that Iβve slipped into my tech bro era at work a little bit too easily
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Just luck ig
It was pure thrill! Iβll be riding this adrenaline high for weeks.
Yep! I have thus far in my life managed to avoid them
Just had my first rail replacement bus experience π
One small step for avanti west coast, one giant leap for network rail.
According to this train manager, weβre off to London Houston.
βAI is going to take over the world!β
AI:
Is that a bin bag??
Canβt stop saying βfuck a appβ like Robyn
Yeah but have you seen that door?? Phwoorrr
β¦get out π
Hey, look at thisβ¦
2026 is going to be my year. Iβm taking it. You canβt have it.
Remember to bring your loops
Thereβs a guy at my gym who hisses with every rep
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Apple Music just called me a slur
Oops, accidentally became a fitness influencer
i done a gym
Exposed to the Gran Canaria sun for 4 days straight and not a speck of tan is to be found on my body π
Iβve inadvertently Pavlovβs dogβed my own dog to come to my office every time he hears the Teams hang up sound.
You know I pulled a muscle when I did that grouting