“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”
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“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”
Mission accomplished! You’re doing a heckuva job Brownie!
Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs
I’m so happy that, at a very young age, I saw through the bullshit that is religion. My goal is for my children to never go to a church service of any kind!
Good, Fuck Noem! Now, which grossly incompetent ghoul will they fill the vacancy with?
@fetterman.senate.gov can’t say I’ve ever regretted a vote I’ve cast! Until
You came along! You’re a disgrace! You should step down!
Respect to that marine in Montana! Should’ve broken a few noses first!
I wish he would & take all these fucking idiots with him & let the rest of us live in peace!
Price I paid for gas before Iran $2.62/gal. Price today $3.20! Are we great again yet? Our “genius” president is a fucking clown!
Iran? You haven’t even finished Venezuela.
How can you have any Iran if you don’t finish your Venezuela!
I’m so fucking tired of hearing about Trump every fucking day..
The men's Hockey team meets Pedophile grandpa. Every person in this room is a piece of shit.
I got a new recipe for cat meat mixed with bread crumbs, egg & onion & formed into a log. I call it meowtloaf.
Not prisons! They’re concentration camps.
If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times.
I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
For satire to work, it must either be so outrageous as to make us take pause or it must be rooted in truth. I believe this is satire rooted in truth.
Good god, I just want someone to do the thing! I don’t care about what comes after that, I just want it to be over with! Free from it!
How do you think the current president celebrates Presidents’ Day? Does he call up a couple of his old connections so he can fuck a child for old times sake?
*concentration camps. They’re called CONCENTRATION CAMPS!
Fuck him! I want my vote back!
They’re just livin’ on a prayer brah!
Guillotine for anyone in the Epstein files. If we get a couple wrong god (nonexistent) can sort it out!
No #Gojira at the opening ceremonies!?!?! Hard pass!
Kid rock looks like a guy who can only see his kids every other weekend but doesn’t!
Tpusa halftime show is a real who? of the entertainment industry.
Great, you’ll never see any footage from the cameras bc the dhs will protect the nazis
We lost Catherine O’Hara & Lemont from Sanford & son & as these things go in threes hopefully that guy with the cameo in home alone 2 will be the third!
Everyone was so excited little fucker bovino was leaving. Did no one realize they were just gonna replace him with someone equally as evil