I'm Gwen

I have a big, grabbable ass for WHAT? Nothin!

I'm like 2 years late here but Cowboy Carter really was a good album

Seraph in the Headlights

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"I can't give you legal advice." ... "Yes, that's considered legal advice."

Star Trek Prodigy scene. An animated Katherine Janeway, in uniform, sits on her ready room desk. But like, fully sitting *on* the desk like a mermaid would but no seashells. Next to the desk stands a Tellarite who has pig-like features and a sick beard, and a humanoid appearing officer, both Starfleet. Closed caption reads, "My--my brains are fine. I'm just busy thinking real hard, that's all."

Alts in image 1!

tour has been insane love u all💖

I highly recommend being at least a little bit of a gold digger. Not for the monitary benefits, just because it saves you a lot of grief when you're gay.

Finally my doctor's office to finally get my preauthorization done on the last day of my pills. Fuckin shit.

More or less emptied my work queues (oh no) (it is currently 9:23am) (time to write wizard porn at my desk I guess)

a clip from the new witch hat atelier anime showing the market in kahln. there's a variety of spices like thaumaterbe, giltroot, starpice, and zestgrass. the stand has cordfish, merrypatch,swirlcchini, fuzzbergine, star peppers, pomegranates, berries, chrysanthonions, and mountain apples

good morning to witch hat kitchen spinoff people only

Watching JJK to impress my crush (Megan thee Stallion)

DOMAIN EXPANSION: GO FUCK YOURSELF

A big chunk of gray hair at Gwen's temples. Their hair is otherwise dark brown.

Here's a thirst trap for a particular type of pervert.

I'm just gonna start describing more things I do as "my sacred duty as a lesbian". As is my sacred duty as a lesbian.

There's at least one old lady in every village they help out that calls Agott Olruggio's teenage hardworking daughter
#Δ帽子 #witchhatatelier

16 year old Gwen 🤝 30 year old Gwen
Watching anime at 1am

Guy on jujutsu kaisen: my type of woman is a tall one with a big gorgeous ass

Me, wistfully: just like Grammy winner Megan thee Stallion.

Little bro undied 5 episodes in

I really like the character designs in Nier: Automata 🥰 2B is so pretty!

Wow bro died 5 episodes in

Picture of a night sky with stars in it. Olruggio from witch hat atelier is edited into the picture.

Wow the stars are bright tonight

I leave my blood donor card with my blood type in my craft bag in case I stab myself so hard I bleed out

JJK is like. Fingers in his mouth but bad.

Did you know if you move half your body weight with your ass that stairs will try to kill you the next day

120lb on a back extension machine

FOUND IT!

One of the three pairs of work out leggings didn't get washed and if I find it, I can work out. The challenge begins now.

Roommates' girlfriend is gonna see quickly that I wander the house barely clothed but unfortunately for her I'm the fat bitch who owns the place

A digital Illustration of Iguin and Qifrey from Witch Hat Atelier. The two stand back to back in the center of the piece, Qifrey with a distressed expression, and Iguin joyfully swishing his cloak. There are two ink bottles behind them, one pouring water with a silverwood seed inside, and the other containing blood and a blue eyeball.

Blood and Water #WitchHatAtelier #Δ帽子

Harder than I thought. Lost my fabric clips