Curtis Fingers

Redemption can take so many forms and it doesn't mean Platner deserves to be a Senator. He can still be redeemed and help the working class without being in the Senate!

He’s now writing his own homilies in ‘extreme mode’ and delivering them to Sean Hannity for kicks and giggles

Having had two separate first rib resections for TOS, I was not able to keep either and it’s a major life regret for me.

You know things are going well when you have to specify you didn’t leave your children behind on a notorious sex predator holiday island

I mean the poop that’s just hot soup water at the end of the prep is also pure comedic gold

They worked themselves into such a bad count they now have to pretend to enjoy Kid Rock’s music

a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a couch with a dog in front of him . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a couch with a dog in front of him .

Eventually you’ll get here

Pivoting harder than Craig Breslow!

I think Craig pivoted well and this is a team that can series but I’m a little nervous the pressure on the pitching staff is going to be huge

“Less bludgeon, more balance” t-shirts might not sell great though…

Two spots on the 40 open up. Infield help incoming?

“Keep pushing boundaries” is a wild supportive response to someone being accused of being a pedophile

Meat's gonna fall right off the bone after that, very tender and flavorful!

Kidz Bops: Doin' the Grown-ups Taxes

There has never been a faker and more rehearsed “actually” delivered ever

I’d love to respond to this could you remind me what you said in the skeet right before it?

It did create a connection that was easy to foster than say if he had been raised anywhere else. Which in the end made me more grateful for it all

I hadn’t read this before, thanks for it.

At 40, I discovered a half-brother (from my mother from Virginia) who was adopted and raised in the same small Massachusetts town my dad was from and I grew up in. We have the same name, went to the same schools, knew plenty of people in common Mind fuck

"C'mon guys he's not that dumb." My friends defending me and then turning around to see me doing the most astoundingly dumb thing

So ubiquitous in my family that once my 4 year old cousin described the infant in the baby carrier as “just sitting in his seat and dicking around”

Just like the normal way people ignore suggestions and do whatever they want!

I get twitches in muscles all over my body pretty consistently. My doctor calls it “benign fasiculation syndrome” which kind of just sounds like a fancier name to describe a similar thing

The “Jesus Christ turkey again?!” Game?

Scrolling past this real quick I only saw the signed book and my first thought was somehow the Jeffrey Epstein stuff was about to involve Webster, Massachusetts

It feels like a dumb question (maybe it is!) I guess I should have framed it better that it feels like there was a chance to become a dominant force (interest wise) for college sports here and it completely crumbled. I just don't get why even students don't go now

Yeah, I kinda realized that after I asked. The kids there now weren't even born until 10 years after that run ended

Do you think that flash of national prominence in the Calipari years hurts the program long term? I was in high school and was all about that team.

Now I didn’t go to school there but it’s hard as native to care about your state program/team that hasn’t sniffed that kind of excitement in years

Sitting on the shitter and staring at the decisions that led me there

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.