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๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ”ž 30's, she/they, gay cottagecore metalhead nerd, kinkster, your soft Dom moot. Here to scream about gay pirates. I write soft filthy sweet kinky wholesome fics! https://archiveofourown.org/users/Eevla Pfp by @jellyNUTTED (x)

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Me: has writers block for months.
Also me: Gets RBB match, then outlines an entire fic, then fights self to not start typing out the first draft immediately.

You guys, I'm cooking something absolutely lovely for you all!!! ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿฅฐ

09.03.2026 21:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rivendell seems nice!

09.03.2026 17:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Coffee with cinnamon and soy milk is non-negotiable.

Food is usually light, like cheese and crackers or chia pudding with berries.

I'm also very into baked oatmeal and banana bread.

09.03.2026 17:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Excellent choices.

(But foxes do sometimes give me the creeps when it's like 4am and I'm half asleep and they're screaming like fuzzy little field banshees!)

09.03.2026 17:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Not recent, since we're still covered in snow, but these were the last harvest of dahlia before the frost last fall. (I still have a few of them dried... the balls like the red one dry really well).

09.03.2026 16:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A proper one without training wheels? I was 5 or 6. My grandfather taught me. I was still too little for the bike he got me, so he taped wooden blocks to the pedals. I lived!

09.03.2026 16:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ooh I want distractions too!!!

Ask me literally anything! ๐Ÿ˜Š

09.03.2026 16:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What are your top 3 favorite animals?

09.03.2026 16:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Beautiful!!!!!

09.03.2026 16:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(And that little visable squiggle isn't incriminating... it just says "Slide no." ๐Ÿ˜Š)

I can't stop thinking about a few of these hehehe ๐Ÿคญ

02.03.2026 11:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
My picks for RBB 2026, completely obscured by a smaller notepad with giraffes on it.

My picks for RBB 2026, completely obscured by a smaller notepad with giraffes on it.

This has been a fun morning!
I think I have my top five and as always, I'm so excited to get pushed out of my comfort zone, no matter which one I get matched to! ๐Ÿ’œ

02.03.2026 09:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is gorgeous!

28.02.2026 14:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love this!

28.02.2026 13:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Post a picture you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

28.02.2026 13:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I haven't seen that one!

27.02.2026 15:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hi friends!

We have a long weekend off to recover from various procedures and doctors appointments, and need recs for dumb/delightful/hilarious movies!

(Last time I asked, everyone recommended Paddington and Paddington 2, and *thank you*)

27.02.2026 14:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hi all! Can I recommend everything I've ever written for this fandom? Including but not limited to:

A sweet fluffy kinky modern AU? ๐Ÿงผ
archiveofourown.org/works/406461...

A short innkeepers slice of life?๐ŸŽ€
archiveofourown.org/works/59956672

AU Ed/Frenchie/Stede?๐Ÿพ
archiveofourown.org/works/57276043

27.02.2026 12:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Edelweiss nipple bars from maedusabodyjewelry.com

Edelweiss nipple bars from maedusabodyjewelry.com

I will never see fancy piercing jewelry without thinking about Ed.

But these... come on...

25.02.2026 13:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm going for it.

I haven't written fic in about a year, but I'm *always* thinking about it. The last fics I wrote were collabs and I loved the process so I'm hoping to get a lovely little something going.

25.02.2026 11:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're adorable! Happy birthday!!! ๐Ÿฅณ

23.02.2026 08:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yesss!!! I had to do the same thing today. Good for us!!!

19.02.2026 16:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seriously. This is a matter of understanding consent. What they're doing is projecting onto your artwork and I can't stand people who do that.

19.02.2026 14:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...why...

19.02.2026 14:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Isn't it just?!

18.02.2026 14:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yup! I'm luckily not a fan, so that's okay. I can do bivalves without a problem since they're calcium based.

Living like this has turned me into an amateur food scientist.

18.02.2026 14:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A tiny dish with a pink ball of raspberry sorbet over a little brownie. The context was that this was the only "safe" food I could eat while out to dinner with a large group.

A tiny dish with a pink ball of raspberry sorbet over a little brownie. The context was that this was the only "safe" food I could eat while out to dinner with a large group.

So bad!!!

This body is so persnickety. When I'm home, I know exactly what I can and can't have, but going out to dinner involves a multi-step investigation.
Last time I went out to tapas, all I could have were the fries, and oddly the chocolate brownie with raspberry sorbet. I ate three of these.

18.02.2026 14:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am a migrainee, but more prone to cervicogenic headaches. So maybe breaking up with brie and camembert will have a silver lining... but... but...

18.02.2026 13:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like I live with a lot of intolerances... I can't do wheat/gluten, onions/garlic, lactose and other non fermented dairy (I can have some cheese though. Jarlsberg and I are safe!), and I also can't have fresh fruit... so I am used to my horrendously specific diet, but... not my mushrooms! ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ˜ž

18.02.2026 13:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hi, how's everyone doing?

I'll go first. I found out a few weeks ago that I'm intolerant to mushrooms and also anything containing chitin, so no brie or yummy moldy cheese ever again, and I've been depressed about it ever since.

18.02.2026 13:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't wait!!!!!!!

17.02.2026 20:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0