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An illustration of a frog pointing to camera Text reads: YOU MATTER* * you mostly oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, and phosphorus Jaunty Art 26
You Matter*
grid of faces of acts (good) with YouTube specials (good) who have also done ACMS (v. good)
AHOY-HOY! We have updated our list of free comedy specials on YouTube
noblefailure.org/specials
to include newness from @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social, Catherine Bohart and Rosie Jones, alongside @abigoliah.bsky.social, @brainmage.bsky.social, @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social, @joznorris.bsky.social...
If you press play on Gordon Ramsay Hells Kitchen Season 4 ep 3 at 23:26 tonight you'll see in the New Year with Gordon Ramsay being very disappointed with some scallops over "the worst dinner service this restaurant has ever seen".
Hah I was about to post the same!
Love your local? Own it. Invest £100 and become a co-owner in the spaces that make live music possible - one member, one vote, one mission: ownourvenues.com
📸 Olivia Brytz
New episode with Nigel Townshend: Piccadilly Jim (1917). Available at
shows.acast.com/wodehousekee... or at any reputable pod bazaar.
knocked up a quick animation to see how he might move
Anyone who owns a building with a clock on it should be legally obligated to ensure it tells the correct time.
A bottle of spilled tablets, with tablets spread on a bedside table, next to a person passed out in bed. Two pill organisers have been badly photoshopped onto the table, out of proportion to the photo.
Not convinced that this was a great choice of stock image to use for advertising pill boxes. :/
I know it. Suspect a lot of people know the song but not the artist.
It’s a different group of writers - You don’t make anything better by not having John Finnemore. But I think it’s great they’re involving younger writers, offering experience and bringing people up. They’ll get there. 💪
Saw Bryan Adams for the first time and discovered eggy crisps in the same weekend. #blessed
Earlier I was trying to remember the name of Stereophonic and wound up calling it Superfurryanimal 🥴
Full moon in sky behind a supermarket.
I tried tho.
Photograph of a full moon in a black sky.
Big fat moon last night 😍 (photo courtesy of my aunt - I do not have these skills).
🦡 🍄 🐍 archive.org/details/flas...
An animal rescue advert for a cat called Catkin which reads, "Hi I'm Catkin. But unlike the wind-pollinating seed cluster, I need cuddles.
I cut this out of a magazine about 20 years ago and it still gets me 😆
£1 million raised. 500+ co-owners are already in. Are you?
The deadline is TOMORROW. Join the movement now to secure:
– Artists’ futures
– Community hubs
– Jobs and Careers
– 7 Iconic UK venues
Don’t miss your moment to shape the future of live music: www.ownourvenues.com
b3ta loves the way you move
RIP Tom
Artist: monkeon https://b3ta.com/board/11419673
From the 'Ob3tuaries' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/ob3tuaries/popular/ #Ob3tuaries
🚨 JOIN US at 5pm today for the latest report from #BrokenNews. This time on Gaza.
youtu.be/WmFD42E5_W4
the set of Stereophonic
A short cocktail
A long cocktail with foam top
A short cocktail
London was 25% theatre (Stereophonic was incredible!) and 75% cocktails (Evans & Peel are masterminds 🤤).
The book Fesshole by Rob Manuel and some pin badges that say B3TA
An empty stage with a backdrop with the Fesshole Logo and Leeds 2025 written above
Highly delighted to win a prize at a @fesshole.bsky.social live event last night. Even at the cost of my child calling me Turdpool for the rest of time. 😑💩🛁
For those of you who have admired my phone case, or thanked me for a beautiful gift, or wondered where their birthday card came from, or want to know what to get me when it's my birthday. 🤩
To find out more about our mission to permanently protect grassroots music venues, head to www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/own-our-ve....
Small mummified lizard on kitchen counter
Small mummified lizard on kitchen counter
Small mummified lizard next to label for Morrisons snack size bananas. The label says ripe and ready and widely recycled.
RIP banana lizard.
What are your chances of getting HPV if you are celibate or in a (genuinely!) monogamous relationship? And why can't it be tested for in a different way to a smear test?
Crabs urinate from openings under their eyes and squirt pee at each other during fights.
