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@seryndippyt

Semi-feral neurodivergent yarn goblin on wheels. Unapologetically British English speaking. Current projects are as unknowable as the deepest sky.

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A calico and white cat plonked on a table covered with pattern paper. She has laid herself directly in the path of the cutting line as I’m actually cutting it. Then she has rolled onto har side to perform cuteness.

A calico and white cat plonked on a table covered with pattern paper. She has laid herself directly in the path of the cutting line as I’m actually cutting it. Then she has rolled onto har side to perform cuteness.

Just the sheer disrespect for my endeavours is staggering.

10.03.2026 17:30 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can’t help but think that “the mantis shrimp is sitting there processing a visual reality so hyperchromatic…” is at least a tiny bit of the reason it learned to punch so hard.

10.03.2026 12:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For a person that felt like an alien dumped on earth for most of of their life, being diagnosed as neurodivergent and then find out that you are actually 100% predictable is hella weird.

Like a guy in a YT short just described my issues with food EXACTLY.

08.03.2026 22:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sooooo… yeah. 

It will literally all come out fine in the wash 😂

Sooooo… yeah. It will literally all come out fine in the wash 😂

You know what, I posted on your original joining in with the swatch chorus.
But then I went and looked back at that jumper at roughly the same stage as yours is, and it looked like absolute crap 😂
The stitches were everywhere, it looked corrugated in parts 🤦‍♀️

You’re doing absolutely fine!

08.03.2026 19:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sorry! Didn’t see your follow up comment 😂

08.03.2026 18:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The jumper I’m talking about (sorry I couldn’t find a better photo of the stick density but you can see it if you zoom in. The blue was malabrigo silkpaca lace (3 strands together) and the grey was Coopknitts Socks Yeah! Which I’m pretty sure was a superwash. It did slip about terribly especially on the moon phases, but I tweaked it before blocking and it turned out ok. 
If your pattern won’t allow you to go down in gauge, maybe double your strands or hold with a strand of mohair or suri? 

But all of this was to say, yes it’s possible, but stitch density is important. Hope it goes well!

The jumper I’m talking about (sorry I couldn’t find a better photo of the stick density but you can see it if you zoom in. The blue was malabrigo silkpaca lace (3 strands together) and the grey was Coopknitts Socks Yeah! Which I’m pretty sure was a superwash. It did slip about terribly especially on the moon phases, but I tweaked it before blocking and it turned out ok. If your pattern won’t allow you to go down in gauge, maybe double your strands or hold with a strand of mohair or suri? But all of this was to say, yes it’s possible, but stitch density is important. Hope it goes well!

I hate to ask, but did you do a swatch and wash it? Cause that’s the best indicator of how it’s going to turn out.

I did do a colourwork jumper with SW sock yarn and a silk/alpaca mix yarn. It turned out well, but it was at a tighter gauge which I think was key - see the alt text on the pic.

08.03.2026 18:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I swear I looked, I even took off my slippers.

06.03.2026 10:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One of the cats is doing something noisy downstairs and I can’t decide if I want to discover whatever fresh hell she’s wrought now, or leave it till morning.

I guess it’s time to grow a pair.

06.03.2026 02:35 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That’s cool. My mistake was leaving it too long was all.
It’s not something I intentionally to do anything with, so the gaps are fine, just a bit irritating!

06.03.2026 02:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don’t leave them blank too long. I now have an entire first draft except for three blank chapters I just can’t find a way to bridge. 🤦‍♀️

05.03.2026 23:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There’s an episode of Moonlightling where a guy hires them to find his wife that he insufficiently murdered.

Maddie and David are having a fight over whether he was wrong to hit her ‘out of passion’ and ignoring the fact that he BURIED HER IN A FOREST.

Yeesh.

05.03.2026 21:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I imagine so!

I’ve had some success with untwisting and gently tugging the overly thick bits, but I’ve never tried it on a yarn with so many plies. I hope you win yarn chicken though🤞

05.03.2026 10:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve hit them before. Annoying aren’t they? I guess when you’re working with those big automatic machines there’s no way to catch the ones that end up in the middle of the ball. Can you Russian join it or something?

05.03.2026 08:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nathan Fillion is manufacturing a worldwide Browncoat meltdown over on Instagram and I’m not sure if I’m mildly amused or a fellow puddle gibbering along with the others.

04.03.2026 16:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I would not know what to do with myself if friends handled death that way IRL but that was hilarious.

01.03.2026 19:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So, guys, when you walk into the bathroom and the light is already on do you
A, flip the switch and go into now dark bathroom.
B, flip the switch then immediately flip it back again.
C, mash your fingers weirdly again the touch plate until your brain catches up.
D, somehow, all of the above?
#ADHD

01.03.2026 19:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I realise that my feed is a demented ping pong match between hope and pessimism, but I’m powerless to stop it so maybe just don a mental neck brace before you watch.

01.03.2026 12:55 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Painting featuring a green field full of purple crocus flowers and yellow daffodils

Painting featuring a green field full of purple crocus flowers and yellow daffodils

'Crocus & Daffodils' by UK contemporary painter Susan Entwistle #WomensArt
#spring #March

01.03.2026 04:03 👍 804 🔁 171 💬 2 📌 10

Yeah, they’re doing good things (the party, not particularly the leadership)
They’re tackling the pressing concerns of water & trains etc.
And they make noises about climate and helping women & children, but it’s like they forget their needs the moment they’re not reminded to centre them.
Doomed.

01.03.2026 12:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Except their type of ‘working men’ no longer exist in great numbers. No more miners or shipbuilders etc.
Work for most has vastly different concerns now that they seem incapable of addressing. Either bc of lobbying’s grip or lack of insight. Zero long term vision too.

I feel like they’re doomed.

01.03.2026 12:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Seriously beginning to think that Labour have never moved on from being a white working men’s party.

They’re NOT the party for women, they consistently implement policies that harm them.
They’re not for LGBTQIA+, or minorities or even just people seeking education either.

01.03.2026 12:46 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus I chi!

01.03.2026 12:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You could be on to something - Definitely raise it at the next AGM.

01.03.2026 08:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah, these proposals are absolutely vile.
Yet more treating humans as cash cows, yet more putting women and children at risk, yet more utter failure to recognise that carers and cooks and artists and cleaners make contributions of fully equal importance to this country and its culture.

28.02.2026 10:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I guess. But the impression I got was that twinks were delicate, and for all his early slenderness, Craig was always the one that would be breaking you 😉

28.02.2026 10:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Awesome! I really wish they’d go in that direction again. Wonderman is amusing, for all that the lead is irritating af. There’s only so much moping and self importance a cheesy scouse accent can puncture.

28.02.2026 10:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Your daily dose of joy.

28.02.2026 09:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*I can’t remember if it’s actually Matt Berry or just someone so strongly Berry coded it makes no difference in my head.

28.02.2026 09:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Have you seen Legion? Just have to mention that, if Dan being a dick is entertaining. It also has 60’s fashion, weird dancing, terrifying ghouls and occasional Matt Berry*.
Still Marvels most interesting offering to date.

28.02.2026 09:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Ok, I thought I understood was a twink was but if the category includes Daniel Craig someone may need to actually explain it to me.

28.02.2026 09:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0