ms kyubey

character designers choosing a hair colour for any skin tone darker than a tan

amazing things happening on x dot com i chose the perfect time to fet back on

A cis man says to his trans woman friend "I'm glad you still find time to hang with your uncool cis friends like me..." The trans woman says "haha fuck you." The Cis man says "by the way, you're a total passoid now..." She grabs the man by the collar and the back of her head with a look of intense scrutiny on her face. She pulls in close and asks "how do you know that word? Did I teach you that?"

Jar Jar Binks if he had Pyra Pics:

Mesa looking for Pyra pics!

Mesa finding one that arouses mesa! Oh muy muy! Mesa horny! Mesa bombad goona!

forgot i cant say cis on the everything app

also im back on there

i want to be a niche internet micro celebrity and cloth mother to many

Gold-plated Mario ring awarded to select Nintendo of America employees in the 1990s for their service.

id love to do a podcast

do they ever tell trans guys "welcome to manhood" after they like get called a fag for using conditioner

I'm out here doing gods work

#darkwoke

palestinians have to worry about losing their families due to the genocide while israelis have make fake ice cream labels with ai that scare them

debunked the myth of the twink pouch by looking at my stomach before and after taking a shit

last night i went to a blood for blood wrestling match and was not expecting my ex situationship to be one of the wrestlers

one on hand it was great seeing him in pain (deserved) but on the other hand watching a man scream in pain is kinda.. 😵‍💫

Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare

seeing one of my friends post a one month anniversary thing w his girlfriend is going to be the death of mw

play slay the princess

giving my mimikyu body dysmorphia by showing it pictures of pikachu

sealed away for our protection

the smell is genuinely upsetting like i feel like i cant be outside of my room when the smell is there

like i opened my door this morning and immediately knew her gf was here based on the smell

i need to find a polite way to tell her “your girlfriend stinks and it makes the whole place stink”

love it when the apartment smells like muffins because the new roommate is baking

hate it when the apartment smells like dust and sweat because her construction worker girlfriend is here

Red sentences are true. Lies cannot walk on them. Yellow sentences are electric. They will shock you. Green sentences are alarms. If you read them, you will have to debate against me. Orange sentences are orange-scented. They will make you smell delicious. Blue sentences are filled with water. Swim through if you like, but if you smell like oranges the piranhas will debate you. Also, if a blue sentence is next to a yellow one, the water will also electrocute you. Purple sentences are slippery. You will slide to the next one. However, the slippery soap smells like lemons, which piranhas detest. Purple and blue are safe. Finally, pink sentences. They don't do anything. Read them all you like. How was that? Understand?

cutest girl at the urology clinic

estrogen is a performance enhancing drug for taking bathroom selfies

i’m not going to see him this week and possibly not next week either fuck my life

this is exactly why i dont date students they are always so busy ehy did i have to fall for him

super awesome that my ex got mail for me today

mail from the crisis centre i was staying at when i broke up w him

the crisis centre that told me to move out of his place

funny how that works

he was committing wage theft against an employee with cancer cdllife.com/2025/murdere...