Gyalados (@holacarmitooo)

I’m down so insanely bad omg

14.03.2026 23:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my boyfriend is on the phone talking shop with my dad. this is so wild to me 😭

13.03.2026 22:13 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

13.03.2026 20:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“the war has been incited and guess what, you’re all invited”

12.03.2026 10:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The 1975 - Love It If We Made It (Official Video) YouTube video by The1975VEVO

video and song live in my mind rent free, especially in these times. art is resistance. youtu.be/1Wl1B7DPegc?...

12.03.2026 10:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Love It If We Made It by The 1975 on Apple Music Song · 2018 · Duration 4:12

Jesus save us, modernity has failed us. music.apple.com/us/album/lov...

12.03.2026 10:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

everyone annoyed me all day and I came home and was accidentally annoying lmao

12.03.2026 00:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m fresh off a tune up and a double espresso, ready to make you my bitch

11.03.2026 11:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lol I’m so glad everyone loves it now. It’s my fav song of his, that bass 🙂‍↕️

11.03.2026 11:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

nobody:

me every 5 minutes: 🗣️NUEVAYOLLLLLLLL

11.03.2026 11:11 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 3

Some people be liking the idea of you, not the reality of you.

11.03.2026 09:39 👍 98 🔁 45 💬 0 📌 10

Matteo Lane looks just like Omni-Man so watching his streams really cracks me up

11.03.2026 08:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lol I muted the video for that very reason

11.03.2026 08:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

that was diabolical 😭

11.03.2026 00:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All those late nights leaving the function, drunk af and dewy bc it was hot as fuck in there, loud talking and laughing because we carried the convo outside, already recapping the night before we even go home, and grabbing a slice before we hit the uber? Yeah. Turn them summer nights UP 😭

10.03.2026 21:30 👍 6 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0

Lmaoooo he will share food!

10.03.2026 22:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😩

10.03.2026 21:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1

it’s so good 😭

10.03.2026 21:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

came home and this nigga was making chicken pot pie pasta

10.03.2026 21:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Raphael Saadiq, Misty Copeland, Brittany Howard, Alice Smith?! Omg

10.03.2026 19:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Outshallah

10.03.2026 19:26 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Lmfao me and @holacarmitooo.bsky.social are super villains actually

10.03.2026 02:14 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Nwmwmmwmwmkqnwn

10.03.2026 01:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’d call mine “Naan Nigga”

10.03.2026 01:15 👍 3 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

good girls that’s okay wit me, bad bitches get everythinggggg 🎶

10.03.2026 01:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m at my desk wanting to die at the thought

09.03.2026 14:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’d set us both on fire LMAO

09.03.2026 14:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man removing his shoes around me for this would be my 13th reason 😭

09.03.2026 14:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

There is nothing wrong with folding for a beautiful, seductive, enchanting, tantalizing woman. That’s how God intended romantic relations. I exist and you fold.

09.03.2026 03:53 👍 218 🔁 102 💬 6 📌 37

soft where I’m safe. that’s a word right there.

09.03.2026 11:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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