NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A

*cracking his neck. where the fuck has this guy been.*

aaah. damn

tired. what's goin' on.

// i stopped caring about ten minutes after the first tweet, we can stop now

// okay i'm not leaving but any mf who brings this up again is getting muted or something, everyone who needs to see it has already seen it, i'm here to pretend to be a middle-aged magic loser on the internet

// this verse sucks

i have no evidence, but. probably.

you will never know the joy 'n whimsy of hot cheeto mtn dew.

it's gonna kill us all, but there are worse ways to go.

you're all cowards.

i wouldn't survive but. fuck it, we ball

everytime y'all put a normal person on your hear me out list god cries

he's a great cool he feels a good etc

hux-a7-13 my beloved, evil robots are great

shapeshifters are hot, chat

lemme show y'all what a real freak is like.

consider yourself lucky, mine sucks.

still better, honestly.

everyone has cool humanoid stands 'n i got a really angry blanket.

huh.

when do we start.

who are we getting pregnant???

'course. 'm jimmy, pleasure to meet you.

so i've been told.

howdy.

// oh this is the wrong version i wasn't done with it, here it is

// he would read but. yknow. blind

more. what the fuck.

n'aww, well. thank you.

sudden swarm of attractive people. what do i do here