Jeff (no, the other one)

Oh, we did, not so long ago… Dems had a candidate put up THEN found out she was way out there, naturally got landslide’d 67-29% in this blood red state

Just donated, please help

It’s important to examine any issue from front to back & side to side, it’s all I’m saying

Inside you there is a whole fucking pack of wolves

It’s important to have an open dialogue

a man wearing a blue shirt and a gold chain says girl byeeee you wish you was the best like me lol !!! ALT: a man wearing a blue shirt and a gold chain says girl byeeee you wish you was the best like me lol !!!

WE KENNOT FILL SIFE HERE SO MICH VI LENCE AND
WE DUNT GIT TO DO THE RI PRESH UN

Quite possibly the volume knob is just gone & it’s been turned all the way down with pliers

Over/under on how fast he yells YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH…? 10 minutes is probably a safe bet

He’s been itching for the chance

11ty Dimensional Chess!

… so beautiful…

Sorry, just landed on Mars - did I miss something

And: none of the chairs match and 8/10 aren’t level

And: transistor radio in the cage is always on

MUCH GENIUS,
VERY PROFITS

Oh of course but we’re desperate for entertainment in addition to way overdue for change in many aspects

I mean 1 Dem party head sent out an infamous fundraising letter talking about getting stuck on the toilet & we haven’t lived that down all these years later

Just did 2 nights in same HS stadium & apart from 1 dad, everyone was cool, thanked us, etc.

Different teams & location last night, home team girls lost by 3 & now we’re Worst Refs Ever

Tonight will be my 21st game in 14 days…

And somehow Bowie gets forgotten in all this

Hey let’s recall how ATL became the center of the hip hop world, it got rolling in all the strip clubs
MGM: the New Magic City

That $3000 is gonna stimulate the hell out the local economy with a quickness oh yeah

Me to myself heading into favorite family taqueria:

Go easy on the pico, you remember burping up that fire later when you took a run - & you got a game to Center tonight

[sits down, gets served]

Sigue trayéndolo, por favor

You have my nomination for Secretary of Style. Should be a Cabinet level position

On My FIRST DAY in OFFICE as GOVERNOR of ALABAMA / Will Sign 20 Executive Orders to Put the People of Alabama FIRST! 1. Legalize & Tax Marijuana for Personal Use 2. Pardon Nonviolent Offenders in State Prisons 3. Eliminate State Tax on Groceries 4. Legalize & Tax The Lottery 5. $3,000 Stimulus Checks for Those Making Under $100k 6. Restore Law & Order in Crime-Ridden Cities 7. Put Parents Back in Charge of Education 8. Legalize Sex Stores 9. Bring Prayer Back in Schools 10. Invest in Alabama Businesses 11. Pay Raise for All State Employees 12. Make Montgomery A Strip Club City 13. 3 Month Grace Period for Utility Bills 14. Raise Minimum Wage to $25 an Hour 15. Support Our Veterans 16. Strengthen the Child Support System 17. Clean Up the DHR System 18. Expand SNAP Benefits for Working Families 19. Tougher Laws Against Elderly Abuse 20. Expand Affordable Homeownership LEADERSHIP & REAL CHANGE for ALABAMA! - JaMelJ. Brown-

The new GOAT of Goat Hill

The band Sweet about 1972

Being in a band once meant looking the part

So far as we know but they traditionally hide their identities anyway

Iranian Sleeper Cell

On Tour Now

With Special Guests

Rainbow Caravan Of Disease
Trendy Aragua
Vanilla I.S.I.S.

[seriously needing a nap]
It can be a cell or a caravan in motion, just tell me more about the sleep part

Oh of course - we know where they are. They’re in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat.

And! As long as you have checks, you can just write as many as you want, money ‘in the bank’ isn’t even really real

Still laughing about the shoes thing. And the quote about all those people killed by IEDS, being “dead, walking around with no arms and legs” or however he said it

Not sure it happened on a specific date but we’ve been here awhile in the era of Truth Is Defined As Whatever You Can Get Away With (just keep on lying)

Yes please