WeenyHadALumpyHead

Soooooooo bad

I literally watched Madagascar 2 just for the dang cute ass squirrel and he maybe had ten min total of air time :(((((

Getting the Phan Art list of locations for summer tour and wondering if I should do another one hmmmmmmmm

a cartoon character from the simpsons is sitting at a table with a bunch of food on it . ALT: a cartoon character from the simpsons is sitting at a table with a bunch of food on it .

The nurses putting me into the MRI machine: “you’re not claustrophobic, right?

Me: “wouldn’t really matter if I was tho right?

Them:

I get lost in every single hospital I’ve ever been in.

And in the parking garage

Per what I’ve seen on here and Twitter, “they are on fire rn” I’m seeing them 3/15!!!

I need Cake to tour near me again I gotta see them again so bad

My room mate told me her and her bf have a bet on how long it’ll take for me and my ex to get back together

I can’t tell if that’s rude or not lol

It smells like spring outside

Some ppl r very nice to u

And then some ppl r not very nice to u at all

And its ur responsibility to not take that shit personally for a second

Who up thinking about Ben Shapiros eyebrows

U don’t count one time hook ups as an ex,!??!???

📝 📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝

Genuinely I’m never prepared for any man to aggressively return back in my life like I assume they’ll come back but I never know when or how to respond

Valid af

If I were ur ex I would come back every single mercury retrograde hoping you’re weak enough to speak to me hahahah

Sucks so much to see other people living ur dream lmaooooo so jellly

I wanted to make shirt that said phish good war bad or gizz good war bad but someone beat me to it and now I am sad

a woman is laying on her back with the words i 'm fine behind her ALT: a woman is laying on her back with the words i 'm fine behind her

Me after a 300 level Lyra class where everyone else was better than me

I literally cannot move

Saturday vibes

My dreams were so weird last night. I had another one that I cracked six eggs into the sink and then was shocked when they went down the drain????

Had a dream that I was explaining to someone that I don’t even use my second or third earring holes.

Not sure why I was so intent on defending NOT using them but guess who’s inspired to re pierce them now

I have not !

🥵🥵🥵🥵

I miss limewire

That is concerning and alarming I’m so sorry

Genuinely ghasts my flabber when people expect anything political of a bunch of white dudes who have never been political haha

Wtffffff

Bigggg fan of grey sweatpants

W3!!!!