agita christie

a drawing of a monk wearing dark glasses and rolling dice at a table

gambling monk, germany, 15th century

the case study:

last night was a medical case study

showing up to the sex party but no one wants to wear the strap

just scheduled my seppuku consult!

any time i do something during sex that someone did to me before, i send the original person a quick $3 for using their intellectual property

there are some questions where you ask them and you die instantly

thinking about jade cabbage

it would rock to be a little homunculus inside a sperm. i am going to go against science on this one and believe what i want to believe.

what if i got a tattoo of the anamorphic skull from the ambassadors

the light at the end of the tunnel My first choice was to be a deer, not because they are beautiful but because they are common.

new story--its short.

frongorod.substack.com/p/the-light-...

need to start saying 'i dont like' certain albums instead of saying theyre 'not for me'. need to start saying albums are bad instead of not liking then. need to start saying albums are ontologically evil instead of bad.

we're all talking behind your back about how youre too skinny

fascinating questions are being asked on reddit

they were doing bass tones in the 80s that we dont know how to make anymore

im gettin a slice of a the da pizza

i smoked a pristine cigarette i found on the ground and for an hour i felt a renewed sense of life

i had a dream where i bought chicken over rice. why. i can do that in real life

yes maam

crazy to think it was ten years ago today that I started squirrel suit base jumping. and now it looks like machines are gonna be better at it than we are

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i saw a guy with really nice skim on my insta story and it reminded me to do my shot

im maybe 10 years away from writing an embarrassing self insert historical novel about being in the 90s olympia music scene

is it too late to donate to the lincoln project

they should let the football robot play a little. let the whole world scream cletus!

i told my roommate that i was a 'political volcel' and she thought i was serious so it actually might be serious

holy shit i yelped when i saw the heft of that bulge

i havent b/c i usually minimize during the ad breaks but now im keeping an eye for them

i just had this exact same thought

short content collection happy new year, here's some notes app poetry

basically notes app poetry but written on google docs

open.substack.com/pub/frongoro...