allison chains

vaseline on the lens is fun. have we tried having fun recently?

good morning. my cat is an absolute ray of light, and i learned EXTENSIVELY about crane flies this morning.

form: completed

today at the grocery store there was different music playing at each individual valentine’s day display, plus the in-store music. and i did not even murder anyone or burn the doritos aisle down

bro you gotta stop dissolving into a cloud of butterflies you're making the hoes melancholy

It is important to name this with the language of genocide and make the people enacting it confront and wear that language at every turn.

Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.

Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.

this might not be “politically correct” and possibly even “offensive” but if you voted for and support an HRT ban at any age i hope you live a very short life

Trump doing to trans-inclusive orgs what he previously did to Planned Parenthood, which has not crumbled into dust.

Just a reminder that as fucked as this is, we are still surviving.

a winter storm is coming and my best friend and i are doing our best comedy act about it

i feel sick with anxiety so you are going to look at this selfie and you are going to like it

weatherproofing this one single bush. because fuck those other plants in particular and you know what i’m talking about, grass blade #12

seems poorly designed that i need to stretch my hips, which are in excruciating pain, but in order to do so it will be extremely painful. is there a third option

When you try to take away a monster's talent after finding out he's a monster, you are tacitly making a claim that enough talent can excuse monstrous behavior.

Why didn't they text you back? Potential reasons:
- No service
- Sudden, intense hatred
- Someone better texted them
- Volcano
- Phone died
- They died
- No reason at all
- That conversation never happened. It was all your mind

it is going to warm up this week and my toes have never been so excited

[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

it would be so fuckin rad if i could convince my brain that there is a difference between the physically painful anxiety of not having enough money for the mortgage and like. dropping an egg. but no

baby: “BA BAAAAA”
me: “BELLY BUTTON”
baby, aggressively poking herself in the abdomen: “BEL BAAAAAAAA”
me: “BELLY BUTTONNNN”
the cats: assume this is a herald of their apocalypse and are watching from under the furniture with airplane ears

i’ve done five hours of work and six loads of laundry today. i’m too pretty for this. is this the moth tattoo of someone who’s meant to sweat while doing chores

the light was incredibly beautiful this morning and i think for aesthetic purposes i’m not allowed to clean this mirror

btw if you're one of my very depressed artist mutuals (I think I have at least two) please keep this in mind as an argument against suicide. Kurosawa iirc said something similar & these sorts of testimonies make me excited abt the idea of living through my natural human lifespan, despite it all

I'm not prejudiced against tall people but I wish they would stop picking me up and throwing me into the air and then catching me repeatedly while I giggle with delight

i am!! i live in a subtropical climate! i’m not meant to have to wear long pants, much less fleece and hats and socks and things!

good news: i don’t regret it and i don’t have to ritually commit suicide or anything

i’m FINE but i did cut bangs tonight after 9 pm

I need people to stop saying "you're so strong" and start saying "here's a thousand dollars now go take a nap"